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Chris Dumps Rihanna for Karrueche Tran Vol. 2.9

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From Hollywood Life:

Chris Brown laid a kiss on Karrueche Tran at The Room in Santa Monica on Jan. 23, where Karrueche, 24, was celebrating her new cover on Rolling Out magazine, so we can’t blame Rihanna if she’s really planning on moving on and letting go of Chris.

Rihanna, 24, retweeted a friend’s message on Jan. 24, one day after Karrueche’s event, that said, “Life doesn’t stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on.” Is she talking about moving on from Chris?

Chris, 23, made a surprise appearance at The Room in Santa Monica on Jan. 23, where Karrueche was celebrating her new cover on Rolling Out magazine. And no one could have been happier than Karreuche, who has learned still hopes to get back together with Chris.

Luckily for Karrueche, we’re told that Chris gave her a kiss at the event.

“He came in through a back door, made her come back to where he was and told her ‘I’m proud of you girl’ and kissed her on her cheek,” a friend tells exclusively. “He even told her ‘I gotta leave because this don’t about me it’s about you so go do your thang.’”

I don’t know about you guys, but I just love it when the man in my life lets me have the spotlight for important events in my life, like taking a new job, or accepting some kind of award, or even doing number two in the potty all by myself. It just makes me feel so good when certain things can just be about me, and no one else, and there’s no better way to encircle my heart with golden, effervescent light than to tell me to “go do [my] thang.”

Eloquence, guys. Chris Brown‘s got that shit on lockdown.

Karrueche Tran Did an Interview About Rihanna Chris Brown

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Oh guys. How is it possible that little Karreuche Tran, a virtual nobody before dating Chris Brown, can come off so cool, so collected, and so with it, when her counterpart (Rihanna, not Chris) comes off as idiotic, over the top, and immature in all of her interviews? Can I say something here? Seriously taking Chris Brown out of the equation (because seriously, Chris Brown), I think I like Karreuche Tran a whole lot more, and that’s not even taking the fact that she willingly dated a lady-beater into consideration, because that’s a horse of a different color altogether.

Karreuche did this interview with Vibe, and while a lot of it’s about Chris Brown, it’s still all pretty coherent and intelligent (again, when you forget about the thing being about Chris Brown). Here’s Karreuche on how she met her former boyfriend:

“I actually happened to do a random styling job out here in L.A. and that’s how we met. I didn’t expect it [the relationship] at all. We were friends for a while before we started dating.”

And Karreuche on what she feels today, after all’s been said and done, and if the two can ever reconcile and settle down together:

“I do care about him and I do love him. Family is very important to me, and I’ve always put it in my mind to remember that. For me, I’d love to meet somebody and grow and build a foundation, but I don’t want to even think about marriage right now. I can’t even get a clothing line out. … At the end of the day, he will always be a friend. We’ll always care about each other. We won’t allow that to interfere. Our business is business.”

Karreuche on Rihanna’s drama and all of the fighting over Chris:

“It’s a lot going on but it could be a lot worse. And that’s how I look at life. I take it for what it is. I move forward, grow from it and at this point, that’s what I’m doing. I’m not gonna sit and dwell and become consumed in that negativity because I could very much be that person, especially when things are so public and so thrown in my face. But like I said, things can be much worse. So I’m good.”

And last, on if she’d be willing to sit down with both Chris and Rihanna and air the whole shit out:

“For everybody, emotionally, that would just be way too much. I’m a very mature person so if the time ever did come where we would need to sit down and talk, I’d do it. I’m a mature person. I can work it out but that would be a lot. … Yeah, it would be a lot.”

Here’s the photo from the Vibe shoot, and personally, she’s one of those chicks who look way, way better without all of the makeup slathered on:

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Who would you guys rather—Rihanna or Karreuche?

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Karrueche Is Ready to Fight for Chris Brown

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Yeah, you get what’s yours, girl. Bring your man back home. Don’t even worry about all those photos and reports of him and Rihanna loving it up again, that’s totally whatever. What matters is that you’re focused, you’ve got a good head on your shoulders, and you’re prepared to really go for gold.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown’s recently-dumped ex Karrueche Tran still believes she has a future with the singer — in fact, Karrueche is telling friends, she’s not gonna stop trying to get with CB just because Rihanna’s back in the picture.

Sources close to Karrueche tell TMZ, she was hurt when Brown gave her the axe a few weeks ago … but she never stopped loving him — and now, she is on a mission to get him back.

We’re told Karrueche got used to a certain level of celebrity while dating the singer, and she’s not ready to “go back to being basic” — even if that means messing around with Brown, while he’s messing with RiRi.

Eventually, we’re told Karrueche hopes to edge Rihanna back out of the picture.

Case in point — Karrueche and CB were spotted hanging out together Monday in Burbank, CA … two days after Rihanna and CB were spotted together in L.A.

I don’t know if I’m a particularly independent woman or if I just don’t have these particular psychological issues (probably that one), but no. Even if there wasn’t the whole thing about location or fame or me being wary of dating a dude who is famous for beating up his girlfriend, if a guy broke up with me for another lady, boom, done. Never again. Like, you made your bed, bro, now lie in it and hopefully get some kind of curable but definitely troublesome STD.

All these girls just need to get of Chris Brown’s dick. There, I said it. Rihanna, Karrueche, whatever random girls he’s slept with while dating either of them, and all the fan girls who claim to be cool with him punching their faces. Get. Off. His. Dick. God.

Karrueche’s Pretty Mad at Chris Brown, I Guess

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From TMZ:

Chris Brown’s recently axed ex-girlfriend has 3 words for him — shut your mouth … because she is PISSED C.B. made that highly-produced drunken video confession about loving two chicks.

Sources close to Karrueche Tran tell TMZ … she’s livid over the fact that Brown blasted their personal problems all over the internet with his ridiculous video — in which he confesses to loving Rihanna and Karrueche at the same time.

If Chris thought the video would soften the blow of breaking up with Karrueche … he was dead wrong. We’re told KT feels Brown should have kept his feelings private and she’s disappointed and hurt by his decision to broadcast their personal life.

As TMZ previously reported … Brown announced his split from Karrueche earlier this week by stating, “I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna.”

So what I’ve got to ask, really, is why is this pretty little Karreuche girl surprised that Chris Brown is a big, flaming, violent bag of dicks? Why is she so baffled by the fact that Chris would pretty much dump her ass through a public medium, and, to add insult to injury, release a f-cking video (a drunk video, nonetheless) detailing his love for two women, when throughout Chris and Karreuche’s entire relationship, it was probably claimed that there was no love left for Rihanna?

What a bogus deal this poor, dumb girl ended up with, huh? Though, I have to say, it’s totally better off for her in the long run. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the smaller they are, the easier they break.

Here’s that stupid video in case you missed it the first time around:

Chris Brown: “I Dumped Karreuche Because of Rihanna, Y’all.”

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From E! Online via Chris‘s publicist:

“I have decided to be single to focus on my career. I love Karrueche very much, but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single, allowing us to both be happy in our lives.”

Emily was right, guys. It is on. Damn. Also, it’s about time Karreuche stopped being a doormat. Even if she was forced away from being a doormat.

What do you guys think—will Chris and Rihanna be spotted out more and more frequently ’til there’s just no mistake that they’re totally boning? (Because if you can read between the lines as it is, they’re totally boning.)

Chris and Rihanna:
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Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Didn’t Love Rihanna’s Interview with Oprah

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Oh, but just to clarify, when I referred to Chris Brown‘s girlfriend in that headline up there, I wasn’t referring to Rihanna. Even though Chris and Rihanna have been very strongly linked here recently, and even though there are tons of rumors that they are seeing each other again, when I say “Chris Brown’s girlfriend,” I’m talking about his other girlfriend. The official one, the one he keeps around for appearances or whatever. Karrueche. She caught Oprah’s interview with Rihanna, and she was not impressed.

From Hollywood Life:

“If Karreuche ever thought she stood a chance being Chris’ main bitch, she can forget that now. She watched Ri on Oprah and the girl was crying. She saw how much Chris and Ri love each other, on TV no less, and it made her shed some tears. Chris always told her Rihanna was his true love and now Rihanna told the whole world that too. Man, you would think K.T. would be in a bad place right now. I mean, she is because she’s crying,” a source  close to the situation tells exclusively.

In fact, Karrueche was so upset that she DISSED Rihanna with a tweet after the interview! But according to our source, Karrueche knows where she stands in Chris’ life.

“Make no mistake, KT know what time it is and she know where she stands in my [boy's] life. Even though she ballin’ her eyes out, she knew this from jump street. I like K.T. though. She’s a girl I would have on my team any day and she good for Chris right now. She brings a whole new level to rebound broad,” the source adds.

Chris is trying to keep everyone’s feelings in check. He even reached out to Rihanna after the interview — he loves her too!

“You gotta give it to Chris though because he ain’t trying to hurt nobody. She damn well knew how he felt at that time about Ri and I think now more than anytime she knows it’s real. But I want you to know Chris ain’t no pimp like that. He ain’t trying to hurt Ri or K.T. or anybody. He just being real and keeping the game 100,” our source says.

“She (K.T.) gone be around for a minute though. She ain’t going no where right now. But man, Chris and Ri, it’s gone happen. Just wait.”

I was totally prepared to believe all of this, because Chris Brown is an asshole, and assholes do asshole-ish things like telling their girlfriends that they will never ever be their main bitch all the time. But that tweet that the article refers to, the one where Karreuche dissed Rihanna? She tweeted “LOL.” That’s it. Not to anyone, no tags, no nothing, just a good old-fashioned “LOL.” It was a few hours after Rihanna’s interview aired though, and obviously everything this girl ever says or does or tweets in her life has to do with Rihanna. Ugh.

People Are Saying Rihanna is Racist, Definitely Trying to Get Chris Brown Back

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Well of all the ridiculous, childish things … oh. Right. We’re talking about Rihanna here, the queen of ridiculous and childish. My bad.

So, the above photo? People are saying that it’s a dig at Chris Brown‘s Vietnamese girlfriend, Karreuche Tran. Why? I don’t know. The rice cakes. The Asian allusion. The black sunglasses and big, gold hoop earrings that Tran is supposedly famous for wearing all of the time. The Tweet, however, is the best part of it. It reads:

Ima make you my bitch.

Then there was also the lyric in Rihanna‘s new song, ‘Birthday Cake’, which reads, “Remember how you did it?, Remember how you fit it?, If you still wanna kiss it, Come, come, come and get it, Sweeter than a rice cake, cake worth sipping.” The song was done with Chris Brown himself. Dear God.

So anyway, of course, people – and Karreuche herself – decided that the photo and the Tweet (and the song lyric) were about her, and responded in kind:

“I’m Angeline (sic), you’re Jen. C’mon you see where Brad is at.”

This was posted on Tran’s Facebook page, which she later denied even existed. And who does not have a Facebook in this day and age. Come on.

Sigh. I just don’t even get these people. Who are they? Are they really middle-schoolers (with really, really bad tempers) in disguise? Are they trying to stir up some kind of drama to fit a half-cocked reality show plot? I don’t even know. Why is all of this fascination up and about over f-cking Chris Brown, anyway? Because, what, some people think he’s got an ample penis? Why would this Karreuche person even consider dating the douchebag after what happened a few years ago? I don’t know. Maybe she can take a punch better than Rihanna and has one of those fix-broken-men complexes. Honestly, who the hell knows. What a weird bunch of birds. Consider me completely be-f-cking-fuddled.