0Caption This

Yeah, this’d be Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian’s ex, and Amber Rose, Kanye’s ex (according to sources as Us Weekly, the rapper and the, uh, “model” have taken a break).

The two were photographed at a 4th of July party somewhere in the Hamptons this past weekend, and supposedly, the two are getting it on. I kind of don’t care either way, but hey. The picture’s pretty funny, and funny’s always open for interpretation, right?

July 7, 2010 at 6:31 am by Sarah

10Amber Rose: Kanye Saved Me

” … from ever having to clothes-shop at Walmart ever, ever again.”

No, that’s not what she really said, but in essence … yeah, it was:

“Honestly, Kanye saved my life, and I don’t even think about what I would have been; I just think about what I’m going to be…I don’t look at myself as a celebrity. I’m just a dope chick from South Philly! I mean, it’s crazy when fans come up to me and cry and just want a hug from me. It bugs me out! But it’s really cool.”

Yeah, Amber.  Really, uh, radically bangin’.

… Fucking cheeseball.

June 21, 2010 at 8:22 am by Sarah

33Kanye West Has Some Hurt Feelings

Remember when Taylor Lautner was on Saturday Night Live and he had that monologue about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident? Then remember all those other times that SNL made fun of Kanye West?  Yeah, so does Kanye.  And Kanye does not forgive or forget.

In his new single, “Power,” Kanye goes after SNL, displaying his overwhelming maturity in handling such emotional matters.  Here’s a little snippet of the lyrics:

Fuck SNL and the whole cast
Tell ‘em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass
More specifically, they can kiss my asshole
I’m an asshole? You niggas got jokes
You short-minded niggas’ thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
Now I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He know, he so, fuckin’ gifted
I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind but couldn’t open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty
Is honestly being prodded by these grown thoughts

I know, it starts getting less pointed, but I just love the part about his “childlike creativity, purity, and honesty.”  Way to pull at these old heartstrings, Kanye.  You’re such a beautiful example of what a gentleman should be.

Ok, but really, go ahead and get over yourself, Kanye.  It’s not cute, it just makes you look like a total douchebag.  I don’t even like your music – there, I said it.  I was over it when everybody was singing “Gold Digger” a few years back, and I was over it during your Jesus phase.  Now I just think you’re sad.  Go read some self-help books and get off the radio before your rampant douchebaggery is completely unstoppable.

May 29, 2010 at 12:51 pm by Emily

17The New Kanye Video Freaks Me Out

Kanye West has made some pretty “artistic” videos (see: Flashing Lights) but his new video for Coldest Winter tops them all. Yes, it is beautifully shot and it must have cost a complete fortune to make, but I’m not sure if I’m a fan of watching a sad woman who kind of looks like my friend’s girlfriend running through the woods. In terms of music videos out there today though, this may be the best one I’ve seen in a minute.

KANYE WEST “Coldest Winter” Directed by: NABIL “ITUNES link below” from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

February 23, 2010 at 10:40 am by Molls

43I’ll Watch Anything That Lionel Richie Is Involved In

Oh, hey guys. I don’t know how I missed this yesterday, but I should have totally posted it. It’s the video for We Are The World 25, a remake of the classic celebrity collaboration that was recorded to benefit Haiti. It’s a really crappy, elevator-type song but you know, it’s one of those things you have to watch once because everyone famous ever is in it. Also, it’s kind of hilarious. I laugh every single time I see Josh Groban’s face. And the parts with Enrique Iglesias, Celine Dion and Wyclef are pretty lulzy as well.

February 13, 2010 at 12:57 pm by Molls

9Kanye Didn’t Throw a Hissyfit

Kanye took to his blog today to deny the New York Post’s claims that he pitched an in-flight fit earlier this week when he and an assistant were denied an upgrade from business to first class.

“I feel bad that people believe this kind of stuff or any random rumor that is taken as fact because ‘it’s on the internet’,” he said. “This rumor is particularly ironic because I was actually happy with a business class seat and was offered a seat in first class. A friend of mine was sitting in coach so asked if they could bump him up to business instead of putting me in first.

“There was absolutely no altercation in any way. There’s been many a time when I’ve given someone in coach my business or first class seat in order to sit next to a friend I bumped into. I really could care less about where I sit on the plane.

“As a good person with a warm heart, it does bother me,” he said. “I’m not bigger than feeling pain, embarrassment, stress and worry. Have you ever been lied on? How does it make you feel? You wanna tell everybody it’s not true, right?”

Not that I’m any great Kanye supporter, but I believe him on this one. This rumor smells like his music to me– total bullshit.

February 6, 2010 at 11:41 am by Kelly