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Kanye West Can’t Wait to Be Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy

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In today’s edition of “No Shit, Sherlock”, Kanye West apparently can’t wait to be a dad to the creature due to crawl out of Kim Kardashian‘s nether regions in just a few months’ time.

From Showbiz Spy:

“Kanye is going to do everything he needs to do to make sure Kim delivers his baby,” a source said.

“So if that means he has to go to classes and help her breathe, he’s going to be there. If he has to hold her hand and she squeezes the hell out of it, he’s going to be one hand short. If he has to cut the cord, he’s going to cut it.

“He’s going to do everything in his power to make this birth for his girl and their baby as smooth as possible. No doubt, he’s looking forward to it all.”

Someone needs to explain how childbirth works to Kanye, because Kim’s invariably going to have the baby regardless of whether Kanye goes nuts with preparation or sits on his ass sewing new skirts or whatever.  Also, I love how him holding her hand while she’s in labor is something he’ll do if he “has to”. What a charmer. These two idiots deserve each other.

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