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Don’t worry, Kaley Cuoco isn’t getting divorced (yet)

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Apparently rumours have been flying around that Kaley Cuoco and husband Ryan Sweeting are not so… sweet on each other and are getting a divorce. I hadn’t heard these rumours, likely because I never hear anything about Kaley Cuoco, but there we are. Kaley herself had heard them, of course (Google alert of her own name set up, I imagine), and decided to confront the haters head on… on Instagram.


Whew, well that’s a relief. I still give it another year or so – and that’s generous, really – but who knows. Maybe this is true love that’ll last forever!

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Kaley Cuoco: ‘I’m not a feminist; I love serving my husband’

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I don’t really know where to begin with this one, as it’s a bit of a doozy. Is it annoying that any time a female celebrity sits down to do an interview, they’re asked if they consider themselves a feminist? Sure, of course it is – particularly because men should be asked the same damn question (moreso than women, I’d say) and second of all because you’d think, duh, if you’re a woman, you’ve obviously got to be a feminist if you have a brain in your head that works, right? I suppose Kaley Cuoco is the exception to that rule, however, because she wouldn’t call herself a feminist at all – after all, she loves serving her husband, Ryan Sweeting.

Here’s what she had to say when Redbook asked her if she’s a feminist:

“Is it bad if I say no? It’s not really something I think about. Things are different now, and I know a lot of the work that paved the way for women happened before I was around… I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that’s because I’ve never faced inequality. I cook for Ryan five nights a week: it makes me feel like a housewife; I love that. I know it sounds old-fashioned, but I like the idea of women taking care of their men. I’m so in control of work that I like coming home and serving him. My mom was like that, so I think it kind of rubbed off.”

Ugh, this is a toughie. Firstly, being a real feminist means that I kinda have to accept the fact that she doesn’t consider herself one. Also, feminism means a woman chooses what she wants to do, so if Kaley wants to “serve” her man, then that’s just fine and dandy. Live your life, girl.

On the other hand, how ignorant is this chick? Like, “I was never that feminist girl demanding equality”? Uh… at least she has the sense to realize that she’s pretty fucking privileged, considering she’s a white girl with blonde hair from an upper class family – what equality did she need to demand? It’s a privilege that she doesn’t have to think about it, but just because something hasn’t touched you personally (that she realizes – it only hasn’t touched her BECAUSE so many people have fought for her right to ignorance) doesn’t mean you can’t still support it. I’m privileged because I’m white, middle class, American, etc – it doesn’t mean I don’t empathize with those outside of that bracket.

I’m always baffled but the extreme stupidity of people, but it is Kaley Cuoco we’re talking about here, so I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. No wonder she hates the sound of her own voice. I’m with her on that one, and I’m only reading it in print.

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Kaley Cuoco’s not bothered about her nude photos leaking

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Kaley Cuoco was one of the people hacked in what the internet is referring to as “The Fappening” (awful!) and while other stars are flaming mad or flat out denying it, not Kaley! In fact, she’s got such a great sense of humour that she’s poking fun at the whole thing on Instagram, as you can see above. Here’s how she captioned the photo:

What a fun day that was, frolicking with my hubs on the beaches of Mexico! Feels like we forgot something?

Uh… tee hee, I guess?

If she is feeling this lighthearted about the whole situation, then good for her. The problem is, she always comes off as so desperate to be liked that this reaction seems… overly blase to the point of being contrived. Like, “Guys, look how cool I am! I can totally laugh this whole thing off!” You know?

Either way, I haven’t seen Kaley’s nudes and I’d like to keep it that way. She was hardly the focus of this whole hacking anyway, but good to see her trying to capitalize on the attention either way, I guess.

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Kaley Cuoco hates the sound of her own voice

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I know, I know – Kaley Cuoco has made this one almost TOO easy, because she’s come out in a round-table interview (with Zooey Deschanel, Taylor Schilling, Mindy Kaling, Edie Falco and Emmy Rossum) in what seems to be an attempt to be self-deprecating and has revealed that she hates the sound of her own voice, and that’s why she finds it hard to watch herself on The Big Bang Theory.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

Cuoco-Sweeting I hate the sound of my voice. I can hear it from a mile away — it’s nasally. Why do I talk like that? It freaks me out!

Deschanel No one likes their own voice.

Cuoco-Sweeting OK, because I feel like I have the most annoying one. It’s hard for me to watch Big Bang. I TiVo it at home to support the show, but there are 37 episodes on there [I haven't seen].

I mean, Zooey has a point. Have you ever met anyone who’s super into the sound of their own voice? I mean, literally, not figuratively – we all know enough assholes who seem to love their own voice so much that they won’t shut up. I dunno, man – I really want to like Kaley so much… and yet everything she says is annoying. Why is that?

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Kaley Cuoco cut her hair off

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Kaley Cuoco still working on staying relevant (don’t forget that tour of her boudoir!), and she’s resorted to extreme measures: she cut all her hair off! She posted the photo on Instagram yesterday with the following caption:

“Thank you @clsymonds for bringing out my inner Peter Pan”

This cut sort of ages her, I feel, but it’s sorta cute. Nice for summer, I guess?

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Want to see Kaley Cuoco’s “Boudoir”?

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Makeup artist Jamie Greenberg started a new web series called Show Me Your Boudoir (LOL), and one of her first guests was none other than Kaley Cuoco, who was all too pleased to show off her house in Tarzana, California, as well as talk about her favourite beauty products.

I know Kaley gets a bit of a hard time, but I do think she seems pretty sweet, just a little desperate. She definitely comes off as down-to-earth and pretty low key, which I enjoy, and her house is big, but not freaky mansion size (or at least it doesn’t seem so from this vid).

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Kaley Cuoco is Instagramming topless pics now

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Kaley Cuoco is still trying to make herself happen. She really wants it so bad, and it seems like she comes so close sometimes, but it’s just… not working. That doesn’t mean she’s going to give up, though! Winners never quit!

Her latest effort at being relevant/newsworthy is by posting a topless photo of herself… but with a twist! Husband Ryan Sweeting served as an arm bra to cover her modesty – or a “tattoo swimsuit”, as she described it -  and it’s all very artsy and special… or something. She seems to be quite into her boobs lately.

I dunno, guys… I try to warm to her, but I just can’t!

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