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Joe Jonas Totally Isn’t a Heroin Addict!

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Are we all doing okay since the Jonas Brothers broke up? Have you been crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s every night as you listen to *insert the name of one of their songs here because I can’t name a single one without Google* on repeat? Well, there was a lot of talk that a huge part of the reason behind the brothers’ decision to go their separate ways was Joe‘s alleged heroin problem. However, Joe has finally (weeks later) spoken out against this, insisting that he’s never tried the drug in his life.

From People:

“It’s ridiculous! We’re not saying anything for two or three weeks and I’m a drug addict!”

What upset him even more is that his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, was also dragged into the rumors. “It’s obviously not true. I’ve never touched heroin in my life. Neither has my girlfriend,” he said. “It’s hilarious to me, but also frustrating as well. It pissed me off when it’s about my girl and even about myself.”

At one point, he said, people even approached him personally about it. “I was walking down the street and people are asking me if they can give me a hug and how rehab is,” says Joe. “I’m like, ‘You tell me because I’ve never been.’ “

Apparently he didn’t speak out on this right away because he was upset about the Jonas Brothers breaking up and he needed to “clear his head”… or does he mean “detox in rehab”? I’m not sure about this one. I don’t know enough about Joe Jonas (thank God) to know whether or not there’s any truth to the heroin rumours, but considering how some of these other Disney stars have ended up over the years, I wouldn’t put it past him.

What do you think – vicious rumour, or has Joe Jonas been smoking some black tar shit?

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So Sad: The Jonas Brothers Broke Up


The Jonas Brothers broke up. We saw this coming after they cancelled their tour. Gosh, it’s so very sad. Here’s what an ~~exclusive source~~ told E! News via E Online:

There are no personal issues. They just all wanted different things. They love each other. They always will.

To quote Chandler Bing, this is a “dear diary” moment! Joe Jonas told People that it was “unanimous.” Yeah, and not just for the guys in the band.

Guess while they were “getting their shit together” their shit said, “It’s time to end this.” And Brothers Jonas said, “You’re right, Shit. You’re absolutely right.”

Here’s some music to set the mood. Goodnight, sweet princes.

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The Jonas Brothers Want You to Stand By While They Get Their Shit Together

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The Jonas Brothers are a hot ass mess. The brothers “took a break” a little over a year ago but then got back together and planned a tour, which they’ve since cancelled amidst rumours of a break-up as well as claims that Joe Jonas may or may not be a drug addict. Allegedly! However, now Joe himself has reached out to fans on Twitter, asking that they hold tight while the group tries to get it together, whatever that even means:

Is this code for “please hold while I go to rehab and detox from heroin use”? Who can say? But also, is anyone REALLY still holding their breath for this group? Was anyone ever, besides Disney kids? I’m just so confused – I don’t think I know a single Jonas Brothers song (and I’m happy about that, so don’t be putting any in the comments or anything!)

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