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Jonas Brothers

So Sad: The Jonas Brothers Broke Up

The Jonas Brothers broke up. We saw this coming after they cancelled their tour. Gosh, it’s so very sad. Here’s what an ~~exclusive source~~ told E! News via E Online: There...

Jonas Brothers Heading For Break Up?

The Jonas Brothers might be heading for a break up. Stay strong, everyone. Us Weekly confirmed that they just cancelled their tour just two days before it was about to begin. Here’s...

Jessica Simpson Dreams Big

At the White House Correspondents’ dinner last night, Jessica Simpson revealed her one true wish:  to be Michelle Obama. “I really do [want to be Michelle Obama].  She’s...

I Never Want To See This Again

  I find these condescending — “Show your kids that you’ve still got it” — screechy little non-talents absolutely offensive in trying to attempt any Neil...

Lady Gaga Suffers From Heartburn

Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada. Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my...

Why Aren’t You Supporting Them?!

The Jonas Brothers are very sad. They’ve been abandoned in their time of need. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Experience is playing on approximately 1,200 3D and IMAX theaters where the...

We Hear …

That the Jonas Brothers will be performing “Superstition” live at the Grammys … alongside Stevie Wonder. Even our tipster said Wonder was “a complete tool for...

Jonas Exes Unite!

Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus are slated to sing Swift’s Fifteen at this weekend’s Grammys.  Taylor told Ryan Secrest, “We were trying to figure out different things that...

Surprise! It’s the Jonas Brothers!

Sasha and Malia Obama had quite the night last night — after watching their father get sworn in, they watched a bunch of Disney flicks in the White House movie theater, and then went...