OMG, OMG, OMG! I’m hyperventilating a little bit here. If it was Star or The Enquirer or Perez Hilton publishing this shit, I would pay it no mind. But, gasp … sigh...
Here’s the video for the latest John Mayer release, “Who Says,” where the angsty crooner repeatedly laments about how society doesn’t want him getting stoned every... It was just last night that Beet was flummoxed over the possibility that John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari might be sailing into relationship territory. It appears that Janet Charleton was... Sigh. I’m just gonna tell you what Janet Charleton told me, and I’m not going to copy-paste it into my text as though I wrote it myself, unlike another, unnamed gossip... John Mayer once again took to Twitter to talk about a very broad, very important (to him) topic: things he doesn’t know anything about.
Twittered Mayer, “I’ve never seen... “Re: 420, I don’t smoke pot anymore. I just pay a dude 50 bucks to come over, press lightly on my chest and tell me all my ideas are awesome.”
John Mayer, Twittering on... NASA scientists hope that equipment contained in the new module for the International Space Station (whose official name will be revealed on Tuesday’s Colbert Report ) will allow them... If there are two people on this planet that I’d like to talk about less than Perez Hilton and John Mayer, I don’t know who they are. However, this must be discussed.
Last year... You’d never know it if you look at the numerous skin-deep attempts at philosophy he posts on his account, or the fact that his relationship with Jennifer Aniston ended in part due to... I’d been hearing buzzing for awhile now that Jennifer Aniston was with John Mayer more for the publicity shots than anything else, but I didn’t want to believe it! I wanted... Okay, I’m just kidding. Sort of.
Now, it’s totally just a widely-reported rumor at this point, but it’s a rumor I believe: Jennifer Aniston got dumped by John Mayer... Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer made their first public appearance as a couple at the Oscars last weekend, and People magazine points out that the two have been dating for a whole year...
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