Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Is Radiant, Orange, and Gigantic

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF PEARL. What in tarnation does Jessica Simpson have in there? I know, I know. Maybe it’s just the dress. (Oh, my word, that dress.) No, I shouldn’t pick on Jess. The fact is, she is a very, very good-lookin’ pregnant person. Objectively, I am nowhere as cute even on my best days. Jess looks fine. Great, even...

It’s A Girl!

Hooray! Kourtney Kardashian is going to give birth to a little girl! Can you believe it? This newest Kardashian will be an asset to the Kardashian empire: she will inherit all. While Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are getting too old for their shenanigans (will they ever get too old for their shenanigans though, or will we be seeing Kim famewhoring...

Jessica Simpson Is So Pregnant

I know, you’ve already heard two different stories about babies today, but look. After all the nonsense surrounding Beyonce and little Miss Blue, it’s time to cleanse our souls, don’t you think? It’s time to appreciate something that isn’t shrouded in secrecy and weirdness and lies. And you guys, there is no one...