Sep 12, 2011 at 10:30 am by
Sarah

Yep. So this is what my girl Jennifer Love Hewitt wore to NYC’s Fashion Week. Of course I love it. I mean, this woman could start wearing burlap bags, I wouldn’t take any fashion advice from her, but I would offer to rub salve on the areas that happened to be chafed by the bristly, uncomfortable burlap fiber. I’m kind like that, in case you guys didn’t know.
In all seriousness, though, her hair is probably the best I’ve seen it. It’s the right length, the right color, it frames her face just right – I’m completely in love with it.
Do you guys love this look or what?
Sep 02, 2011 at 10:30 am by
Sarah

What can I say, Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like she’s becoming quite the staple around here. I know a lot of you guys have no idea what I see in JLH, and up until a few months ago, I, too, would have shaken myself hard and said, “Girl, what is your deal? Bitch hasn’t been popular since I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, and dating Jamie Kennedy was probably the nail that sealed her coffin up.” But I disagree. I think she’s on the rise again, and lately, there’s nothing I love better than to stargaze at Jennifer Love Hewitt and wax poetic about her lovely attire.
Except for this. Oh never this.
Weigh in folks – love it, leave it, what?
Aug 16, 2011 at 10:30 am by
Sarah

You probably didn’t realize it, but we here at Evil Beet (I think “we,” though it could just be “me” I suppose) have a really, really big hard on for Jennifer Love Hewitt. So much so that she’s gotten a lot of her own posts lately, just highlighting her very hotness.
This particular post? Well, it’s really no different than all of the other JLH-love posts that we’ve had in previous weeks.
Nope. It’s actually no different at all.
Let’s just look at the pretty pictures, shall we?
Aug 11, 2011 at 04:30 pm by
Sarah

It’s high time for a revival, I think, don’t you? It’s been ten or more years (or more; I don’t know), but Jennifer Love Hewitt has been in the news on Evil Beet probably more times in the last year than she has in the last ten. Also? Remember that Lifetime movie she did a while back, The Client List? Well as it turns out, people love this thing so much, they’re turning it into a sitcom. A sitcom.
This is what girlfriend wore to the InStyle 10th Annual Summer Soiree and she is looking ah-mazing. Seriously. It’s like every week, she eeks her way on up on my “hottest women” ladder. (What? you’re going to tell me that you don’t have one of those?)
Jul 10, 2011 at 08:00 am by
Emily

I know this isn’t a complete travesty of a look, ok? At least not for Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has worn way worse on the regular. So with this particular post, I’m not trying to say that she looks horrible, I’m not saying that she should see if her closet can take her to Narnia because the only way it could do her any favors would be to transport her to another realm altogether. I’m just saying that, hot damn, this girl’s fashion has taken a notable step backward.
Remember just last week when Sarah showed you guys pictures of Jennifer in that tight little red dress? And it clung to her banging hips and you all talked about what a fabulous ass she had? Right, now look at this picture, that one up there with the moderately frumpy silhouette and the stupid hair. Don’t you just feel cheated?
That’s what we’re loving or leaving here, friends. The feeling of betrayal that Jennifer Love Hewitt has left us with. Tell me how you feel about it.
Jul 01, 2011 at 05:30 pm by
Sarah

These photos practically made my eyes pop out, seriously. JLH is a woman that I’ve had to warm up to over the past few years, and doggone it, I think she’s gone and melted my cold, fractured heart.
GIRLFRIEND IS LOOKING HOT. Like HOT HOT HOT. Hotter than I can even comprehend. I’m not going to sit here and compare pear-shaped bodies to asparagus-shaped bodies or whatever, nor am I going to say that shapely is better than rail-like or rail-like is better than shapely – but I AM going to say that THIS? As in the above photo and the ones down below? Is TOTALLY what I would consider to be the ideal, be-all, end-all of a woman’s figure. Girl has GOT IT and I am clearly enthusiastic about it.
That’s all I’ve got for a Friday, friends. JLH can take it over from here.