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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s New Man Not Scared Away By Her Dating Book

Jennifer Love Hewitt is dating indie film actor Alex Beh. Normally I don’t report on Love’s flash-in-the-pan dating stories because they’re always over before I even press “publish”, but this quote from Alex about reading his lady’s dating book, The Day I Shot Cupid, is priceless:

“It’s very informative. I learned all I needed to know. When I first met her, I really was able to just map out all the things to do and not to do.”

OK, you guys. I have read this book and it’s psycho. In fact, this dude is obviously using her for whatever press he can wring out of her tired soul because that book is like…. mental.

I read it about six months ago when some dude gave me a copy of it on our first date and said, “Read this. It’s hilarious and BTW, never ever do anything she tells you to do in this book. It’s horrifying.”

And horrifying it was. Do you know that she recommends putting together his and hers toiletry bags as soon as the third date so that your partner knows he has a space at your house and vice versa? On the third date she recommends you take this upon yourself. I don’t think most people would do that after the third month.

Another awkward aspect? Love wrote that book while she was still together with Jamie Kennedy and there’s multiple chapters in which she talks about how she knew he was the man for her. There’s even a section of the book where Jamie “takes over” and talks about how much he loves a nice, full ass on a woman. It basically read like a backwards love letter between two of the most pathetic folks I’ve ever encountered.

Also, let’s not forget that this book is where the term “vajazzeling” was born. There’s an entire chapter in the book about getting stones glued on your nooner. Disgusting.

Anyway, I don’t trust this Alex Beh character. Jennifer, you be careful, you crazy bitch.

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