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So…What’s Up With Jenna Jameson’s New Look?

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Jenna Jameson was arrested for battery a few days ago which reminded me of her existence. So I thought, I wonder what she looks like now. And I found out. It’s…pretty shocking. I posted one of the photos from this set previously but they all need to be seen. This is how she looked less than a month ago, when she partied in Vegas.

It’s an especially shocking new look considering what she used to look like.

So…yeah. Upgrade or downgrade?

Former Porn Star Jenna Jameson Ruined Her Birthday Party By Getting Arrested

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Jenna Jameson can follow up last year’s DUI arrest with this year’s battery arrest. Few details have been given other than the night of her birthday party, Ms. Jameson “battered” someone in Newport Beach. From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tells us … Jameson was hanging out in the Balboa Peninsula neighborhood of Newport Beach around 8 pm … when she allegedly battered someone.

We’re told the alleged victim put Jameson under citizen’s arrest and then flagged down a police officer. The cop arrived and cited Jenna for battery. She was later released.

Jenna was supposed to attend an early birthday party at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim later that night (real bday is April 9). No word if she made it or not.

Things have otherwise been quiet on the Jenna Jameson front. Last thing we heard from Ms. Jameson was her half-assed endorsement for Mitt Romney.

Have you read her book, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star? It’s a sort of autobiography. A very stylized one. Here’s the first line:

She was young, beautiful, and damned. Her name was Vanessa. And she was dead.

It’s an interesting book.

Jenna Jameson will be 38 on April 9.

But Who Are You Going to Vote for, Jenna Jameson?

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If there’s one thing I know about politics, it’s nothing. That’s why I think it’s so handy when famous people decide to speak up about their political views. Because why wouldn’t I trust someone who entertains me to guide me in all other aspects of my life?

That’s why I’m so thankful that one of the most famous porn stars in the whole world, Jenna Jameson, decided to let us know what she thinks is going to happen after this next presidential election:

“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office. When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”

Yep, that’s Jenna Jameson’s endorsement for Mitt Romney for president. Mitt Romney, who, by the way, is interested in outlawing porn. And no one is treating this like a joke. But it has to be a joke, right?

But hey, I wonder how Jenna feels about chicken sandwiches these days?