Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heidi Montag

Hey Look, It’s Heidi Montag

So I don’t know if you guys heard or not, but Heidi Montag is supposed to be starring in a new reality show alongside The Bachelor‘s Jake Pavelka, the social (but way hotter)...

Heidi? Spencer? I Hate You.

I hate you for being the overexposed reality stars that you are (and yup, I’m totally aware that I only contribute to the absurdity by writing about you), I hate you for helping young...

Nobody Stays Married These Days

Heidi Montag has filed for a divorce from Spencer Pratt. Can you believe it? You should, because it's been a long time coming. And being the fame whore he is, Spencer Pratt went straight...

Quotables

“I want every kind of press,” he says. “She [Heidi] believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully...

R.I.P. The Hills

Best. Lede. Ever. Not gonna try to top it. So long, Faci Montage, Rager Pratt, Cokeface McGee, Other Cokeface McGee, Mutilated Ceiling Eyes, Choady Jenner, Justin Bobby Mumblehead and...