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Gisele Bundchen

Looking Good! Bitch!

Gah!  Why must supermodels look so fucking perfect even when they’re pregnant?  Where’s the acne?  Where’s the sagging rack?  Where’s the vomit?  Where’s the waddle?  My only solace is in knowing that she’s married to Buttchin Brady. Gisele Bundchen was snapped confidently striding up and down the streets...

Tom And Gisele Sued Over Shotgun Wedding

Two photogs who were at a post-wedding party of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have finally sent a gift along — a lawsuit. Yuri Cotes and Rolando Aviles were pursued by the wedding couple’s security when they took unauthorized pictures of the party and then refused to turn over their cameras.  Talk about a loss of perspective —...

Tom Brady Confirms That Gisele Will Be Popping Out His Impossibly Good-Looking Baby Come December

We’ve known for awhile now that Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were expecting, but her due date has been up in the air. Yesterday, in an interview with SportsCenter, the Patriots’ quarterback revealed that his model wife will be giving birth in December. OK, so not an exact due date, but we’re getting closer to finding out when...

Gisele Gets Instant Tummy Tuck

Gisele Bundchen is the new face (abdomen?) of London Fog’s 2009 Fall campaign.  Obviously LF is trying to sex their image up, which is a refreshing departure from their atrocious winter coats that I used to receive as a Christmas gift every year when I was a child.  I can’t tell you how much those things cost me in therapy...

Quotables

“I am crazy about children … I am an adoptive mother … I’ve already had this experience for two years,” Gisele Bundchen, on a Brazilian television show talking about how prepared she is for motherhood.  Oh.  My.  God.  Can someone please explain to Gisele that she’s married to a guy who has a kid with...

Gisele Bundchen is Pregnant

People magazine confirms that the leggy baby snatcher will be spawning one of the world’s most genetically perfect progeny with football star Tom Brady. The child is due sometime “early next year” which most likely means January or February. “Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month...