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I Hate Tom Brady

I know you guys probably love him. That’s fine. I’m not judging you. But I hate Thomas Brady.

Just look at him. Here with Gisele, his girlfriend. Whatever, dude, that leather jacket makes you look like a member of the West Side Story Jets.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen

Evidently there was an awkward little moment between Gis, Tom, and Leo last night.

This happens to me all the time. See, I used to have this girlfriend who was nominated for multiple Oscars. But then I started dating this chick who is a tennis pro pulling down seven figures a year. You know how that goes. Then we’d occasionally all show up at the same Jiffy Lube to get our 2003 Hyundai Sonata worked on, including a new air filter, and it would be so very weird. It was like “So, how’s the acting going?” while my new girl toy practiced her backhand, pretending not to be infuriated with me.

But she was.

So yeah, anyway, I loathe this T-Brad guy.

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  • They live in Manhattan but I never see him out & about cuz I would pull a Tonya Harding on him asap. Lets go Giants!!!

  • He is one of the luckiest men on the planet, and I can’t stand his ass either. Sorry JK, he’s gonna have a perfect season, and there is no joy in that statment.

  • I don’t find him attractive. I did until I saw his cro-magnum-man-big-missing-link-proof-of-evolution forehead. Now I think he’s icky. He has a baby mama, that’s always gross.

  • Whenever I am on the upper Eastside he hides like a sissy cuz he knows I’ll be the next Mark Chapman. Where he’s baby momma?

  • Hate. Large, oddly shaped head. He probably has sperm like K-Fed. I just glanced at him and I think I’m pregnant with his baby.

  • Say what you will about Tom, he is a FUCKING AMAZING QUARTER BACK and will go down in history as LEGEND!!!!!!!

    Go Pats…. I’m from Boston ;-)

  • Ahahaha Aurora you crack me up. Sure he’ll be a legend to the people that actually like the Patriots! As for Tom Brady I can’t stand the guy either.

  • i agree with mr. ed. gisele looks like a horse and is she really REALLY brazilian? her last name sounds germanic (i could be wrong, never bothered to look her up) bridget moynahan is much more beautiful.

    tom brady looks like he got sacked too many times… in the head. he always has a dumb look on his face.

    and seriously new yorkers, we need to get this guy out of town. he plays for the pats.

  • i CAN’T STAND HIM. everyone puts him on such a pedestal-he can do no wrong in boston. leaving his gorgeous girlfriend whose pregnant for some heinous horse-faced skeleton..someone needs to knock the hell out of him on sunday

  • HEY, I AM A GIANTS FAN AND HE IS A CRY BABY

    REAL MEN PLAY THE GAME! I BET HE WEARS SANDALS. I CAN’T STAND GUYS THAT WEAR SANDALS. GOTTA BE BOOTS OR WORK BOOTS, AND NOT BE CHEATERS. LOVE YOUR SITE.

    FOOTBALL IS A GAME, LIKE BRETT PLAYS IT, NOT A PUSSY BOY SHOWCASE FOR FAME.

    GOD BLESS. ELI, BRETT, PEYTON, DAN MARINO, ETC.

  • I HATE TOM BRADY. I AM PROUD TO BE A MANNING FAN. BOTH MY QB HAVE A RING NOW. AND I AM GLAD THAT THE GIANTS WON. GOOD LUCK TO ALL QB IN 2008 BUT NOT GOOD LUCK TO TOM.

  • tom brady could be the most relaxed, poised, smooth, pimp i have ever seen…he makes defenses look like idiots…he is the most reliable quarterback since montana…he won three superbowls with people like reche caldwell, troy brown, deon branch and any other player that is a free agent in your fantasy league, HE IS GOD!!! And who cares who he dates and knocks up that is his life what are you guys like chicks or somethin? thats kinda gay, yall sippin on some haterade!!!HATERS, jealousy is a sad thing…see yall in 09 DOMINATING!!!!!

  • Im a Boston man, and im not even going to start the tom brady montage. but think about the kid, he is going to be a lucky kid when he get older (already is right now). im sure Tom and Bridget will say all the crap about each other, but im also sure they will say their sorry’s. probably after tom is gone from NFL. but thats what i feel will happen, they’ll all be good friends. you cant totally blame tom and gisele. plus none of you know what went on with Tom and Bridget to start the break up. Gisele a VS model has every right to her own opinion of the kid. its just like an adoption, its not yours but you feel like it is. thats most likely what shes saying. give all the guys a break. When the kid grows up and understands who his family is he’ll be extremely happy. Gorgeous actress Bridget, Hot Model Mom, Golden Boy Quarter Back (who is strong friends with the Manning’s). what more can you ask for? plus this article is about the family and kid, not the teams. Just try to understand when its said and done. im sure Tom, Gis, & Bridg. will be friends and all love the kid extremely.

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