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Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey meet again at ‘Mean Girls’ reunion

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Somehow, Lindsay Lohan managed to clean up and show off a glimmer of her former, non-drug addled self when she met up with Tina Fey during the recent Mean Girls reunion. She looks so healthy and young and glowy! I’m assuming this pic was Photoshopped to high heavens, but I don’t even care. Get yours, Lindsay.

Lindsay actually posted this photo to her Instagram page a couple of days ago and then deleted it. A lot of people were wondering why, but it seems this was an exclusive to Entertainment Weekly’s upcoming issue, so she probably got told off.

Side note: Anyone think the Mean Girls hysteria is a bit over-the-top? I mean, it was good, yeah, but was it THAT good? I’m not too sure…

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Don’t Bother Texting Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan is currently enjoying a little European vacation, and it’s apparently keeping her from responding to texts. Her “friends” are like, super worried, you guys. From Radar:

“Lindsay has abandoned her friends and her sober community,” a source close to Lohan tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She has stopped responding to our texts and calls and is basically ignoring everyone now. She’s getting the texts because they show up as read; she’s just not answering.”

“Some of these people have been friends with her for more than a decade,” the source continues.”There is nothing anyone can do, until she answers.”

Okay, not to be all “Team Lohan” here (gag me), but maybe she’s ignoring your texts because every time she responds, shit like this winds up in the tabloids. I don’t think Lohan has any real friends anymore. She’s either damaged the relationships she made or has made friends with people who sell her out. These sources talking to Radar are some pretty shitty friends.

Meanwhile, rumors persist that she’s missing rehearsals for what is sure to be a craptacular theatre debut. Girl doesn’t need “friends” or even actual friends — she needs a life coach, STAT.

P.S.: If you could text Lohan ANYTHING, what would you text her?

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Lindsay Lohan needs more attention, please

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Lindsay Lohan is basically on permanent vacation, which I sort of don’t understand since she actually tricked someone into giving her a role in a West End play so you would think she would need to be at rehearsals or, you know, doing something. Instead, she’s taking selfies in a bikini so that you’ll all give her as much attention as possible.

It’s pretty great that the shadows here cover all the weird drug bruises, scrapes and cuts she has all over her legs. That’s my favourite part. Here’s the thing, though: all she needs to do to be a beautiful girl is like, you know, stop smoking crack or snorting coke or whatever it is she’s doing. Start being an upstanding human being that’s reliable and dependable and not just full of shit. No selfies needed.

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