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Lindsay Lohan might not have finished her community service, after all

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When you read earlier this week that Lindsay Lohan was in danger of going back to jail since she never completed the community service that was part of her probation terms, you probably weren’t surprised. After all, that’s just Lindsay! Of COURSE she hadn’t done what she was supposed to. But then, at the eleventh hour, she seemingly turned things around and finished her hours right in the knick of time. It was a miracle! Except it probably actually wasn’t, because the prosecutor in this case is calling bullshit on the “service” she actually performed.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ …  prosecutor Terry White is indignant over the revelation Lindsay’s community service organization let her do ridiculous things to fulfill her obligation. As we first reported, Lindsay got credit for 18 hours for meeting and greeting fans after her London play.

And Lindsay got 70 hours credit for allowing young people to follow her around for “work shadowing experience” … pretty incredible, since she wasn’t working at the time.

We’re told White believes Lindsay had an obligation to inform the court of the types of community service she was doing. White objected to allowing Lindsay to do her community service in London for this very reason, and now we’re told he feels she’s manipulated the system and should do jail time for not completing legitimate community service.

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, told the judge her client merely did what she was told to do by the community service organization.

LOL STOP. Are you fucking kidding me that having kids follow her around – which she’s always had because she’s a narcissist who seeks friends who tell her how wonderful she is – while she wasn’t even working on anything was a “community service”???? And meeting and greeting fans after her play? This is a joke.

If even Chris Brown has to do “hard labor” cleaning toilets or whatever the hell he’s doing, this idiot should have to do at least the same.

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Lindsay Lohan likes Photoshop, too

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Lindsay Lohan might be in a bit of a mess lately, what with the whole “messing up her probation yet again” thing and the Chikungunya virus hospitalization thing, but that’s not going to stop her fun. No, she’s still gotta post selfies to get feedback from her legions of remaining Instagram fans, so she did just that on Saturday with the above photo. Her caption was the cherry on top!

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Yes, Lindsay, “hehe” indeed. Except there’s a bit of a problem with your Calvins, girl. Those bottles in the background are being sucked in towards your stomach… meaning your stomach’s been sucked in with Photoshop. Like many of the greats who have come before you, you have not yet learned the art of making sure your background objects don’t warp when you shave a few inches off your waistline.

I really don’t understand the urge to do this shit – she looks comically bad – huge tits and literally the rest of her body like a stick? The top and bottom half of her don’t even look like they go together. I’m not slating Lindsay Lohan’s boobs, obviously, or slating skinny people. I’m slating the fact that Lindsay – who is naturally thin – felt the need to make herself look ridiculously moreso by doing a shitty Photoshop job. Stop the madness!!

Though I suppose nothing will ever compare with this genius retouching job:

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Lindsay Lohan might be going back to jail

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Man, Lindsay Lohan just can’t catch a break. Not only has she been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus, but now she’s failed her most recent community service assessment and may end up going to jail.

Lindsay is due in court Wednesday to prove she completed her community service in connection with her 2012 reckless driving case … where she slammed into an 18-wheeler on PCH.

She was required to perform 240 hours of community service, but on November 6, 2014 — when she was required to show proof of completion — her lawyer, Shawn Holley, told hizzoner LiLo had completed nearly HALF the hours.

So the judge set a second date for Lindsay to show proof of completion — next Wednesday. But TMZ has learned Lindsay isn’t even close to finishing.

Her excuse … the community service center in London was closed for 2 weeks during the holidays and she ended up in the hospitalwith a mosquito virus. Here’s the problem … she got the virus while vacationing in Bora Bora, instead of putting in her time.

Oh, dear. This would all be fine and well if, you know, it was her first time fucking up, but you KNOW it wasn’t.

– 2009 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after Lindsay was a no show, claiming she was in Cannes and her passport was stolen
– 2010 … Bench warrant issued after her SCRAM bracelet went off at the MTV Music Awards after party
– 2010 … Lindsay failed to complete her alcohol ed program
– 2010 … Lindsay allegedly beats up a woman at Betty Ford
– 2010 … Probation revoked after cocaine found in her system
– 2013 … Late to court after missing a flight

SMH. Book ‘er!

Of course she’ll use the virus as an excuse this time, but she didn’t have the virus when she went on vacation, so that has nothing to do with anything. Of course, because she’s white and rich, the judge will buy it and she’ll get a slap on the wrist for the 18th time and be sent on her way. I’m very sorry she’s ill, but this case has NOTHING to do with that and dates back 5 years, so…

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Lindsay Lohan’s been hospitalized with the Chikungunya virus

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It was only a few weeks ago when Lindsay Lohan‘s vacation was nearly ruined after she contracted a case of the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus. She seemed to be soldiering on, not wanting to miss out on precious yachting time, but apparently it’s got the better of her again and she’s been so ill that she was forced to seek treatment at a London hospital.

Lindsay Lohan is in a London hospital with a rare, incurable virus she apparently picked up in Bora Bora … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Lindsay contracted Chikungunya, a virus transmitted by mosquito bites that causes fever, joint pain and fatigue.

Lindsay vacationed in Bora Bora over the holidays and then flew to L.A. to shoot an Esurance commercial … we believe for the Super Bowl.

Lindsay began complaining of the illness just before New Year’s. She then went back to London where she became so ill she couldn’t walk.

Lindsay is currently in King Edward VII’s Hospital … the same place the Queen gets treated. They’re keeping Lindsay because she has a high fever and the joint pain is unbearable. As for her prognosis … we’re told the joint pain could last for months.

Oh man, that’s not very fun. You really don’t have anything in life if you don’t have your health, and being in constant pain to the point that you can’t walk or do anything is so depressing and awful. No matter what you think of Lindsay Lohan, I don’t think anyone deserves to be ill/in pain (except maybe child molesters or some shit, but you get my point).

Hope you recover soon, LiLo.

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Lindsay Lohan might be heading to Broadway

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Lindsay Lohan recently completed a… well, not an entirely disastrous run in Speed-the-Plow in London’s West End, which must make her a professional theatre actress now, right? According to In Touch Weekly, that’s good enough for Oprah, who wants to put LiLo’s name in lights on Broadwayyyyyy!

An insider tells ‘In Touch,’ “Oprah bought the rights to several books that she wants to produce for the stage, and Lindsay is begging to be cast in one.”

“If that doesn’t work out, she’s hoping Oprah can get her an audition for something like ‘Cabaret,’” the insider adds, explaining that the talk show legend helped Lindsay land her role in ‘Speed-the-Plow’ in London this past fall. “Lindsay needs another helping hand.”

Since her docuseries on OWN, “Lindsay’s referred to Oprah as her fairy godmother,” says an insider.

Well, ain’t that nice? Considering the source, this is likely a load of bullhonkey, but can you imagine Lindsay Lohan on Broadway? Nooooo thank you. I’m trying to think of a book-turned-play she could even star in, and nothing’s coming to mind. Thankfully, I’m sure it’ll never come to fruition.

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Lindsay Lohan has contracted the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus

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Lindsay Lohan has taken a break from her new straight-laced London life for a nice little holiday in French Polynesia. Things have been going great… except for the fact that she’s been really ill after contracting the mosquito-borne Chikungunya virus.

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The virus isn’t deadly, but it can cause fever, joint pain, swelling, etc. There’s no known cure and it can be pretty debilitating until you start to recover, so it’s not a pleasant experience, in any case. But don’t worry too much about Lindsay – she’s determined not to let it get the better of her precious vacation time.


In any case, I love travel but this is like, my biggest fear – I totally have the shit luck that I’d go to some beautiful country and come back with intestinal parasites, bug-borne diseases and anything else that can happen to a human being. Hope LiLo recovers soon!

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Lindsay Lohan is finally growing up in London

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You know, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Lindsay Lohan might finally be getting her act together. She relocated to London earlier this year to take part in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow (which was less than stellar, but A+ for effort) and now she’s just, you know, living life… AWAY from all the party animals that got her in trouble back in New York and Los Angeles. She loves her new life so much, in fact, that she’s vowed to never go back!

From The Guardian:

“In LA I didn’t know what to do apart from go out every night,” she says. “That’s when my friends were free. And I would go out and there would be all these cameras there and that’s when it became difficult.”

Lohan has lived in the capital for nine months now, has a lease for another year on her flat in the West End, and is currently planning to make it her permanent home. She can’t emphasise enough the liberation the move has given her. “I can go for a run here on my own,” she says. “I do every morning, early, and I think how my friends in New York would still be up partying at that time. I needed to grow up and London is a better place for me to do that than anywhere else.”

The defining moment of this shift, she says, came on a holiday she took to Greece in the summer. “It was,” she says, still thrilled at the idea, “the first time I have ever just been on a vacation by myself. I just wandered about on my own! I turned off my phone. It was so extraordinarily freeing for me. Like another life.” The world, which had for so long reflected back to her an ugly image of herself, was suddenly just “out there”.

“I won’t live in LA again, hell no,” she says. “My friends tell me shit when they come over I don’t want to hear. I don’t even know who got married and who got pregnant. You turn on the news in LA and it is all gossip about people. All the stuff that is going on in the world right now and this gossip is the news?” She laughs. “I love the BBC. I haven’t heard myself mentioned on TV since I have been here. That has been really weird for me, and great.”

I mean, she sounds coherent, right? Sober? Her Instagram seems fairly self-absorbed, but that’s just celebrity. It’s notably lacking in the insanity department. I hate to get excited too early, but I actually have high hopes for her. Our last story on her was a month ago, the one before that was another month before. She’s staying out of the spotlight and I think it’s doing her a world of good. Get it, Lindsay!

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