1Mean Girls’ Mean Boy: Lohan’s Former Costar Wears An Anti-Lohan T-Shirt

Lindsay Lohan is really not having a very good month everything. And now we can add this mix of awkward and OMG and LOL to her pile of woes. Though I think it’s time to leave Lohan alone in the sense of, let’s not criticize her hair while she’s in rehab, I don’t disagree with the statement on this shirt, worn by Jonathan Bennett who played Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls. He was the one who was Regina George’s ex and then Lohan’s character liked him so all kinds of wacky hijinks ensued.

Anyway Mr. “Doesn’t Aaron Look Sexy With His Hair Pushed Back?” found this tee in a store in LA, took a pic, and posted it on Facebook. Then my guess is his publicist freaked out or Lohan fans got real mad, so he told Yahoo (via Zimbio),

I tried on the T-shirt ironically to point out the ridiculousness of the public and media obsession with her. I actually am really happy she’s in rehab and seems to be doing well. She was one of the most talented young actresses I have ever worked with. I just want her to get better. It makes me sad to think about that spark and that brightness that is inside her that’s been covered by her addictions. … I’m here for her. She’ll be back and she’s gonna be big. Just you watch.

LOL NICE SAVE NOT BUYING IT.

May 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2Maybe It’s Time To Leave Lohan Alone

Lindsay Lohan is “safely ensconced” in rehab at long last. She’s been annoying the hell out of all of us with her rehab hopping but now that she’s in one, it may be time to leave her alone. She’s now getting criticized for how she handles withdrawal in a rehab center. From Radaronline:

The actress looks extremely haggard, her face is bloated, and it doesn’t look like she has brushed her hair in days. She looks very disheveled and has absolutely no energy since docs took away the Adderall.

I mean, come ON, she’s in rehab, she doesn’t have to look red carpet ready. And even if Lohan was abusing Adderall, withdrawal still sucks. For the record, she claims she legitimately needed it, telling Piers Morgan,

I have severe ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). I can’t stand still. So I take Adderall (a prescription drug) for that, it calms me. I know people who take it to stay up, or girls who take it to supposedly stay slim because it kills your appetite. But I eat all the time. I just take it to stay calm. It works well for me.

I don’t know. I guess i’m just starting to feel like it’s time to let her be, at least until she tries to escape again.

May 21, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

0Betty Ford Wants To Take Lohan’s Adderall; Lohan Wants To Leave

Lindsay Lohan treats rehab centers like they’re bars in West Hollywood; hang out at some, skip over some, linger when it’s okay and leave when they yell at you for smoking.

Lohan’s really been pressing her luck in rehab switching. She’s finally at a place that a judge approved of, even though it wasn’t in her original plea bargain. But, as always, Lohan is ready to run. Her excuse this time is that The Betty Ford Center wants to take away her Adderall.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … doctors at the rehab center evaluated Lindsay this week and decided she does NOT need her Addy pills, despite Lindsay’s claims she suffers from ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder).?

We’re told Betty Ford’s doctors almost NEVER give anyone over the age of 15 the powerful drug, because the docs believe there are plenty of substitute meds for ADHD that do the trick without the addictive qualities inherent in the drug.  And, we’re told, the doctors are well aware many people — especially Hollywood types — misuse Adderall as a weight-control drug.

Here’s the immediate problem … Lindsay is telling her friends she CANNOT stay at Betty Ford and wants to be moved to another facility that is not hard-nosed about Adderall.

And this sets up yet another crisis, because it seems inconceivable Judge Jim Dabney and prosecutors would ignore the Betty Ford doctors and trump their diagnosis by letting Lindsay make a move.

Bitch just sit down with Brooke Mueller and get over it. If you actually needed Adderall there’s no way in hell they would take it from you. Not worth the liability. I’m guessing that your train of glory and luck has hit its last station, and you’re upset and ever-so-uncomfortable at rehab. She is BEGGING to be jailed. Why won’t anyone do it??

P.S. To everyone everywhere, STOP ABUSING ADDERALL. If you don’t need it, don’t use it. You make it harder for everyone else. THE END.

May 13, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2Charlie Sheen’s Ex Wife And Lindsay Lohan Meet Up In Rehab

Charlie Sheen really knows how to bring people together. His ex wife, Brooke Mueller, was recently admitted to The Betty Ford Center. That happens to be where Lindsay Lohan is staying for her mandatory rehabbing. Coincidence?

Apparently Lohan’s already run into Mueller, and no, it wasn’t with her car. Good job, Lohan! You’re getting better already.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan could be getting support from someone who has done cocaine waaaay more than 4 or 5 times … ’cause Brooke Mueller’s in the house!

Sources familiar with cocaine tell TMZ … Brooke and Lindsay are currently staying in the hospital wing at The Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage.  In fact we’re told they’ve already run into each other and exchanged pleasantries … not drugs.

Mueller and Sheen’s children were removed from her home last week due to suspected (and now confirmed) drug abuse, which explains why Mueller is in rehab currently.

I think the most amazing thing about all of this is that Charlie Sheen isn’t in there with him. How is Charlie Sheen not in jail or in rehab right now? How does he get through everything unscathed? And not just unscathed, but celebrated?

May 10, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2Lindsay Lohan Is Banned From Leaving Rehab – Let’s See How Long That Lasts

Lindsay Lohan may be “safely ensconced” at the Betty Ford Center in LA to serve out her mandatory rehab sentence, but that hasn’t stopped her from trying every trick in the book to get out of there. However, turns out that’s not going to happen, as a judge has decreed that she’s not allowed to leave the grounds. Yeah, okay, let’s see how long that lows.

From People:

Lohan, who’s serving a 90-day sentence at the Rancho Mirage, Calif., facility for violating probation, will be confined to the sprawling desert grounds, according to a letter addressed to Lohan’s attorney Shawn Holley and filed with the L.A. Superior Court.

“It is understood by the Betty Ford Center that your client is to remain on the premises for the duration of her 90-day stay in treatment,” the document reads.

But the facility is a far cry from a lock-down penitentiary.

“We can’t hold a patient against their will, we can’t stop a patient from running away. We’re not a jail,” an intake counselor previously explained to PEOPLE. “But we closely monitor patients via security and technicians 24 hours a day.”

Patients are forbidden from having a cell phone, can only make brief calls or use the Internet on weekends, and are drug tested randomly.

The letter adds that Lohan will be treated by a battery of experts, including a physician, nurse, psychologist, case manager, spiritual care counselor, family counselor, dietician, fitness trainer and a chemical dependency technician in a strict hour-by-hour schedule, usually starting at 6 a.m. and ending at 9 p.m.

“There is physical exercise and group therapy everyday,” the counselor explained. “This is not a vacation.”

LOL! Yeah, okay, good luck on enforcing that. Can’t wait to see how she goes waltzing on out of there within the next week on some ludicrous grounds and then, you know, has no repercussions for her actions. Why do we even bother anymore? If you have to clarify to a repeat criminal that a mandatory rehab sentence is “not a vacation”, we have a problem.

May 8, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

0Lindsay Lohan May Try To Switch Rehab Centers AGAIN

Lindsay Lohan stressed everyone out by bouncing around rehab facilities hours before getting slapped with an arrest warrant before landing in the Betty Ford Center. She’s been there since Thursday and she’d like to go now. This is how I picture her:

Radar has an exclusive.

This is Lohan’s second stay [at Betty Ford] — her sixth in rehab overall — but apparently she isn’t very happy with her situation.

“Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,” a source close to the troubled actress tells RadarOnline.com.

“She has been complaining to everyone that will listen that she doesn’t want to be there and that it isn’t the best place for her.”

LiLo was originally slated to attend Seafield in New York, and then pulled a switcheroo and spent only two minutes in the Morningside Recovery center in Newport Beach before firing her lawyer Mark Heller and re-hiring Shawn Holley, who brokered the deal for her to go the Betty Ford.

“Lindsay says she wants to go to either a treatment center in Hawaii, Crossroad Centre in Antigua, or even Lukens Institute in Florida.”

It’s not supposed to be a goddamn vacation, Lohan. You need to get help for the “5 times” you’ve done cocaine in your life. Perhaps she wants to leave because the Betty Ford Center may take away her Adderall? TMZ has ~~the scoop~~.

Sources connected with the rehab queen tell TMZ … Betty Ford is allowing her to take the powerful drug, Adderall. The reason — she has an Rx and says she’s been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

Lindsay has made it clear over the last month — she would only go to rehab if she’s allowed to take the med.  BUT … sources tell us doctors at Betty Ford are currently evaluating Lindsay’s diagnosis and the efficacy of the drug.  If doctors disbelieve her diagnosis or the usefulness of Adderall, they will cut her off.

If they think it’s necessary to cut her off, it’s for a good reason. And she’ll whine and stomp her feet and try to get transferred to a center that will cave give in to her. Like how she couldn’t smoke cigarettes at the first rehab place, so she demanded a transfer, using the bullshit excuse that she didn’t feel safe because of paparazzi. Am I too harsh? I don’t care. I don’t think there is anyone left who feels sorry for her. If you do, please tell me why.

May 7, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives