2Denise Richards Is Watching Charlie Sheen’s Kids Because She Didn’t Have a Choice

Well, that’s nice. Denise Richards may be looking after Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s kids while they’re both too busy snorting coke lines off of public restroom toilet seats and being colossal fuck-ups instead of being parents, but she’s really only doing it because there’s no one else and, you know, she’s got a heart.

From US Weekly:

“You just figure it out because you don’t have a choice. You have these children depending on you,” she explained to Us of how she manages. “You prioritize. I had children because I want to be a parent, and I want to be there for them.”

“I think my biggest challenge is [that] their different activities sometimes overlap,” she added, noting that she tries to attend everything. “I have a good schedule going. You just manage.”

“My situation with Charlie is that we’ve gotten along for quite some time now, and it’s so much better,” she told Us. “There are a lot of feelings and emotions there, but at the end of the day, our daughters benefit from us getting along, and [I do], too.”

“I don’t want to have an unhealthy relationship with him, something toxic with a lot of animosity. Life’s too short for that,” she continued. “We actually enjoy hanging out, and we enjoy being with the kids.”

Huh, well, I guess I’ve gotta hand it to Denise Richards – raising your own kids isn’t easy, but taking on your ex’s when you’re not even together anymore? Danger zone, girl. I wonder if Bob and Max – Mueller’s kids – are ever like, “Yo Denise, where the hell are our parents?” Probably not, but they have to wonder why they’re staying with her.

May 20, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

3Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Are Disasters; Their Kids Are Safest With Denise Richards

Charlie Sheen‘s kids were taken from his ex wife Brooke Mueller last night. Sheen and Mueller have twin boys that are in Mueller’s custody but were taken after deeming her home “unsafe” and given to Sheen’s other ex wife, Denise Richards, because Charlie Sheen is f-cking crazy and shouldn’t be around children. Richards and Sheen have 2 daughters who are also in her custody.

From TMZ:

Sources close to the situation tell TMZ … officials from the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services arrived to Brooke’s home Thursday with a warrant — and took 4-year-old Bob and Max out of the house.

… Sources tell us … officials determined Brooke’s home was unsafe because they suspected she was using drugs again — something she’s been struggling with for years — and they believed the children were in danger.

We’re told a court hearing has been set for next week — in the hopes of finding a more permanent solution regarding where the children should live.

It’s unclear why Charlie was not given temporary custody of the kids — but let’s get serious, even Sheen knows they’re in better hands with Denise.

Yup, agreed on that one, TMZ. I think we are all aware of the madness that is Charlie Sheen’s life. Lindsay Lohan bullshit aside, his real problems are his questionable parenting skills and tempter, like when he pulled a knife on Mueller. As for Mueller, she’s been in and out of rehab quite a bit. She was also arrested and charged with possession and intent to distribute. So basically both parents are unstable at this time.

Ms. Richards has full-time custody of her kids with Sheen, so at some point it was decided that she is the best person to take care of Mueller and Sheens’ boys. Considering that she Mueller seem to get along and that she loves Mueller and Sheens’ kids, this all worked out really, really well. Those kids could easily be in the custody of CPS.

BUT Denise Richards has had her own share of problems lately, and has caused some alarm for looking very, very thin.

Denise AKA Dr. Christmas Jones from the worst Bond movie ever, responded to the criticism saying,

I don’t know why lately I’ve been getting so much flak for it [being skinny]. I have a very healthy lifestyle, and I’m busy. — (via NY Daily News).

In all fairness, if Charlie Sheen was my ex husband, I think I would also look gaunt and exhausted.

May 3, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

22Kristen Stewart Is The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

Sure, Kristen Stewart‘s face constantly looks like she just smelled an old shitty diaper, but I don’t think she’s an unattractive girl at all. However, British men don’t agree with me, as a recent poll run by the website MenKind put her at the top of a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood.

The full Top 10 list is as follows:

1. Kristen Stewart
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman

Alright, you got me on the rest, there – none of them are remotely attractive to me (but as I said earlier this morning – different strokes, different folks). I just would have thought men might like Kristen’s “leave me alone” lip snarl she constantly seems to be doing. Shows what I know about what men like (thank God).

A spokesperson for the MenKind (via MTV News) explained the results of the poll as follows:

“Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men – it’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance.

“They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”

Word – it’s nice to see a move away from unhealthily skinny figures and a celebration of something “far more than appearance”, like, I don’t know, actual substance, intelligence, sense of humour or whatever else. It’s just a shame those didn’t matter more before.

February 20, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer

3Denise Richards Stood by Her Ex-Man on ‘The View’

Denise Richards has never been shy about letting her drama play out in public, so it was definitely surprising to see that she took the highroad when asked about her ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s recent behavior on Friday’s episode of The View.

Back when Denise was doing her own reality show, a lot of people raised questions about whether or not a fit mother would put her children on TV, suggesting that she was such a famewhore she didn’t care what the exposure did to them. You can’t watch the clip above and tell me that the woman speaking doesn’t seem to be coming from the place of a mother who refuses to trash the father of her kids on TV for their sake. I’m just as desperate to hear her bash Charlie as much as the rest of the world, but I have to say that I really respect the way she handled this round of questioning.

I actually, dare I say it, feel kind of badly for her right now?

February 21, 2011 at 2:00 pm by Molls

11Hot or Not: Denise Richards’ Beach Body

I saw this photo late last night and I was torn. Denise Richards, arguably one of Hollywood’s hottest women at one point, was photographed removing herself from the Hawaiian surf this past week. And she was looking, well … old. Hot, yes, but definitely not the same chick that bounded tits and ass ’round the world in Starship Troopers by any means. The weirdest part? Chick’s only going to be forty this year. Not fifty – forty.

But let’s not reflect on all that too much. It’s January, I live a half-mile from the ocean and a half-block from the bay, but it’s too damned cold to stick a thick-socked toe into either – and here I am looking at the hairband ho pull her tanned and scarily taut body out of eighty degree water.

I guess I might be a little biased.

January 6, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah

14Sorry, Kids, Charlie Sheen’s Just Not That Into You

And it’s a good time to admit it, since “insiders” claim that Sheen allegedly relinquished his parental rights (and joint custody) of Sam and Lola, the two children who were birthed by ex-wife Denise Richards.

The two were said to sign an official agreement a couple of weeks ago, but didn’t want to go public with it until it hit the courts for finalization.

Denise will now have full and complete custody of the couple’s children and will begin receiving upwards of $125k a month. Better get back to filming more of your “hit show,” Two and a Half Men, Charlie. You can’t live off your Hot Shots! fame forever, you know.

Boy, Charlie. You must really hate being a dad if you’re willing to almost triple your support payments to a woman you detest in order to have the kids off your back.

PS:  You’re looking more and more like crazy thin-lipped Corey Feldman every damned day, Sheen.  Get a grip.

May 5, 2010 at 7:00 am by Sarah