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Calvin Harris Is Totally Into Taylor Swift & It’s Not Just For Publicity

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As I’ve said before, the whole Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris relationship really weirds me out. I just don’t buy it and I cannot imagine them together. I know opposites attract, but these two aren’t just opposites, they’re from entirely different universes. And while I can imagine it being genuine from Taylor’s side, since she’s a bit of a hopeless romantic and needs material for her new album, for Calvin, it seems quite obvious that this is all about raising his own public profile, and that seems to be working swimmingly.

Here are some things that Calvin had to say in an interview with KISS FM (via the Daily Mail):

On how their relationship is going:

“It’s going absolutely fantastic. It’s interesting because obviously there’s different things written about it every day and even if we don’t do anything publicly for a while, someone will make something up.”

On whether or not he minds all the media attention:

“For me it could be a lot worse and I’d still be like insanely happy with her, so I’m good with it.”

On trying to convince us that he really likes hanging out with Taylor:

“There’s a whole bunch of times where we’ve been hanging out and nobody’s clocked it. It’s not like every single time we go out, we get a photograph taken of us.”

On coping with dating a bigger star than he is:

“It’s a lot but you’ve just got to take it how it is which is that it’s a news story that people read but it’s just not real life.”

Of course not! The press totally wouldn’t bother you if it’s what you’re seeking in the first place! I mean, could this asshole be full of more bologna if he tried? I can’t deal with him. Hopefully Taylor gets away soon.

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When Will Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris Be Over?

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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have been an item for a couple of months now, and all I can think whenever I think of them or see them together is “When the hell will this end?” because seriously, it has to end soon, right?

There’s nothing about this relationship that makes a bit of sense, and while I know that sometimes opposites attract and all that, but seriously? I cannot imagine a single thing they have in common, other than the fact that they’re both famous. Plus, the whole thing just creeps me out. I know Taylor’s not a child, but part of me feels like she’s really naive in terms of relationships and Calvin Harris is just a fucking mess who will do anything to get over his “geeky kid in high school that suddenly got hot” complex.

Taylor posted the pic above on her Instagram yesterday with the caption “Swan goals.” I don’t know what’s going on anymore, but I don’t like it.

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Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris Are Still Going Strong

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I don’t know why I care at all since I don’t know these people, but Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris as a couple really bother me. Maybe it’s because I see Taylor as a pretty genuine, albeit naive, person, and I see Calvin has an insecure, desperate DJ who’s only using her to pump his career up a little more. I could be completely off the mark and he could genuinely like her, but… eh, I just don’t see it. Particularly since he was talking shit about her a few weeks before they got together. Anyway, I guess they seem “happy” for now?

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris were spotted having dinner at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica, California, on Tuesday evening.

“They were very close together, leaning in to speak to each other and laughing a lot,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

“Taylor looked gorgeous. It was a very sexy but classy look,” said the witness. “She was glowing, she seemed incredibly happy but also very at ease with Calvin.”

“They were dressed up and enjoying themselves, talking and laughing the entire time,” said the source.

Yikes. I can’t wait until this breakup – just think of how many amazing hit singles we’re gonna have on our hands! It’s gonna be so messy and the music is gonna be top notch.

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Taylor Swift’s Relationship With Harry Styles Is Making Calvin Harris Jealous

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This is a story straight out of some Livejournal user’s fanfic, but let’s go with it. As you know, Taylor Swift is apparently dating Calvin Harris right now. While Calvin is a grown ass man and doesn’t really need to worry about Taylor ever being unfaithful, since that’s not really her bag, he’s apparently feeling super jealous about Harry Styles, since Taylor told Calvin that she had been occasionally hooking up with him until recently. Say whaaaat?

“He’s not usually the jealous type, but Taylor’s history with Harry has Calvin’s back up big-time, because he knows how charming Harry can be and what an impact he had on Taylor,” the source told OK!

The source added that Taylor “came clean” about the fact she and Harry were still hooking up “until recently” though they split back in 2013, and Calvin “appreciated her honesty.”

However, that’s not stopped the DJ from being a macho man about the whole love triangle, though he’s secretly worried he could be second rate in comparison to the One Direction star.

There’s no doubt he’s threatened,” the insider added. “He’s made Harry aware in no uncertain terms that he needs to stop sniffing around Taylor and to stay the f*** away.”

I mean, this entire story from start to finish is horseshit, but let’s pretend we believe it and talk logically here. I can buy that Calvin Harris would be jealous of Harry Styles, just in like, the grand scheme of the world. Harry’s seen as some sex god/heartthrob, and Calvin is a former fat kid (self-described) who got hot because he had something to prove to the world. In other words, it sure doesn’t come naturally to him. However, when it comes to Taylor, he barely even likes her anyway, so his getting territorial over her seems… eh, a bit unnecessary.

I like Calvin’s music, but I really REALLY am not into him and Taylor as a couple. I hope this one ends quickly so we can move on to Single Taylor status again, since she’s most enjoyable.

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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are dating, apparently

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I really want to believe that this is just another foundless Hollywood rumour, because if it’s true… I don’t even have words. Reports have been making the rounds lately that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are dating, and oh man, if that’s happening… wow. In case you can’t recall who Calvin Harris is off the top of your head, he used to date Rita Ora and makes some pretty great pop music (and a shit ton of money doing fuck all as a “DJ”) on a regular basis.

Apparently Calvin previously said that he’d “swipe left” on TSwift on Tinder and called her “the opposite of his type”, but now he’s seeing cartoon hearts and dollar signs when he looks her way.

From TMZ:

So why the change of heart? Our sources who are prominent in the DJ world say Calvin got to know Taylor through the Haim sisters, Taylor’s best friends. Calvin and Haim have a hit song, “Pray to God,” that was released earlier this month. He got to know her and liked her.

But our sources say Calvin is the best businessman among DJs and knows the cache of dating the biggest pop star in the world.

They believe Calvin has developed feelings for Taylor, but they say he’s wired for success and there’s no hard dividing line separating his personal life from business.

Oh God, this is going to be a MAJOR disaster. Also, it looks like there’s more truth to this than any of us would like to admit since there are pictures and videos of them holding hands, snuggling and being all romantic with each other. Poor Taylor – she should have stuck a bit more strictly to her vow to stay single.

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So This is Who Ke$ha is Probably Sleeping With

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If you’re cool and savvy and worldly, you’ll probably know who Calvin Harris is – he’s a singer/songwriter/DJ/producer from the UK and is also pretty popular, too.

If you’re sheltered and resistant to exposing yourself to new things like me, you probably had to Google him and analyze his Wiki page or, just read this sorry excuse for a Calvin Harris bio and said ‘OK.’

Either way, this is the dude that our very favorite girl Ke$ha is rumored to be hooking up with. During her recent UK tour, eyewitnesses claim that the two were almost ‘fornicating‘ (that’s high-brow speak for ‘fucking’ ICYDK) at a Rihanna concert:

“They were getting right into it. They were practically fornicating.”

Good for Ke$ha, not so good for Mr. Harris here. I mean, come on. You mean to tell me he didn’t see the trashy photos of Ke$ha’s pearl necklace? Or … maybe he did and he’s just into that kind of unwashed, skanked-out kind of vadge.

Kudos, Calvin, for being a brave, brave soul!