Because Casey Abrams, or as I affectionately refer to him, Budget Seth Rogen, is definitely going to win American Idol this season, and we need to just get that out there right now and...
So I STILL haven’t tuned into American Idol yet this season, despite a lot of your vehement urgings that it’s totally the best year yet, but my mom, who IS a huge Idol fan, and... So for the first time since, like, the show began, this is the first year that I haven’t watched American Idol with rapt attention. It wasn’t even because, you know, Simon... And I can say with much honesty and conviction, that I can fully uphold my promise to maintain my end of that bargain.
However, American Idol contestants? Watch the fuck out, ’cause... She was the horsey-looking make-you-think-of-blowjobs chick from Jersey that made it far … ish on American Idol a few years back, and endured some kind of weird sex photography... I guess we’re supposed to be surprised by this ‘startling revelation.’ I mean, the show’s been falling apart at the seams for the past few years now, and the fact... So, it looks like Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi are leaving American Idol this season, and it looks like J. Lo (does she even go by “J. Lo” anymore, or is it back to... Not that I’d normally want to give any (more) free press to he-who-is-known-by-moniker “hamface,” but I read a rather interesting piece on his site late last night about... I’m just so torn and confused. Ryan Seacrest, who’s actually grown on me over the years, was photographed earlier in the week, sauntering wait, no, straight guys don’t... After receiving reviews that his shows were entirely too bawdy and raunchy, former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert promises that his next roundup of shows will be... I thought last night’s show was all sorts of giddy, clappin’-hands amazing. From Siobhan Magnus performing with the Bee Gees, to fucking Bret Michaels appearing to sing... So, is anyone still watching American Idol anymore? I know we haven’t covered it practically at all this year. It seems like the thrill is gone, and you can thank B.B. King for that...
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