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172Brandi Glanville Refaced Her Vagina, Made Eddie Cibrian Pay for It

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In an excerpt from her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, our favorite reality show star, Brandi Glanvillle, talked subjects like “rejuvenating” her vagina, how Eddie waffled between her and LeAnn from the early beginnings of his affair, and what the end result of all the cheating was.

About her vagina, Brandi said:

I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie’s credit card number. This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.

And prior to purging Eddie from her ladyparts, she discussed what it was like finding out that her husband had an affair with the one, the only—LeAnn Rimes:

I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing … a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there. Minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over … and we started having sex right there. He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true … that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.

Later in the book, it was revealed how Eddie and LeAnn’s behavior immediately changed after coming clean about the affair, and Brandi also addressed a cake frosting incident that happened at one of the new couple’s first public appearances together:

LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her. This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.

Last, Brandi talked about how the affair had sent her into a “tail-spin” that ultimately resulted in a DUI arrest:

[Eddie] promised he would never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me. … I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next. After my divorce — even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. … White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on.

Gosh, guys. The more I hear about Brandi Glanville and her side of the story, the more I pity her. I mean, it’s crazy. I pity her for more reasons than I pity LeAnn Rimes, and though I pity LeAnn Rimes for an entirely different array of causes, it’s still quite a bit. What a f-cking hot mess of a situation, you know? I love it so, so much.

January 30, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah

10Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s “Maternity Wear”

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Maybe I’m approaching my time of the month and my hormones or whatever are all out of whack, because I’m finding that, the more I look at this outfit of Kim Kardashian‘s, the more I like it.

What’s more unbelievable? Kim recently did an interview with Jimmy Fallon, where she claimed that her baby wouldn’t be on her reality show, ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’. From E! Online:

Even though Kim Kardashian’s baby might be wearing specially made leather pants designed by dad Kanye West, she says the child is not going to join the family business right away.

“The baby is not going to be on our show,” Kim said tonight during her and sister Kourtney Kardashian’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. “When he or she decides that’s what they want to do, then that will be a decision.

“I love seeing Mason and Penelope on TV,” she added, referring to Kourtney’s little ones. “Mason is the highlight of our show, I think.”

“It’s a tough decision,” Kim admitted after Jimmy joked about whether the baby might “feel bad” being the only family member not on TV. … From the start, as of now, that’s just a personal choice that Kanye and I have made…We’re going to try to keep it as private as possible.”

So in short, Kanye‘s not allowing Kim to pimp their kid out like Kourtney does (or at least how Kim backhandedly insinuates that Kourtney does), and we won’t be seeing their offspring for awhile to come, yes? Let’s make a good, fat bet as to how long that’s going to last, huh?

January 30, 2013 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

11Stars Without Makeup: Beyonce!

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How do we feel about it, huh? Because me, as much as I generally dislike Beyonce’s thinly veiled high and mighty demeanor, there’s one thing you can’t deny, and it’s that she’s a beautiful girl—with or without makeup.

This is Beyonce in New Orleans (my most favorite place in the whole entire world) on a break from Super Bowl halftime rehearsal with her ma, Tina Knowles. One of them is fresh-faced, demure, natural, and gorgeous. The other? Oh my goodness, not so much. I’ll let you figure out who’s who.

January 29, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles

1First Look: Cory and Topanga’s Daughter on ‘Girl Meets World’

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Her name is Riley Matthews (well, really, no; it’s actually Rowan Blanchard) and she’s the namesake offspring in ‘Girl Meets World’.

From E! Online:

Girl Meets World, Disney Channel’s spinoff of Boy Meets World, has cast the role of Cory (Ben Savage) and Topanga’s (Danielle Fishel) daughter. Rowan Blanchard, 11, has landed the role of Riley after a national casting search, Entertainment Weekly reports.

The pilot, which is told from Riley’s point-of-view, was just officially picked up by the network, is set to begin shooting in February.

“As soon as Rowan walked into the room, I was reminded of why Ben Savage was loved as Cory Matthews,” Michael Jacobs, the project’s executive producer, tells EW. “Rowan is real and accessible and I am hopeful this girl is about to meet a world that will love growing up with her as well.”

Oh, and she sings, too. Very well:

January 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Girl Meets World

5Whitney Houston’s Family Turned Her Onto Crack—Not Bobby Brown

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From Oprah’s Next Chapter:

While growing up in New Jersey, Whitney Houston was close to both of her big brothers, Gary and Michael. Since his sister’s death, Michael, who many in the family called Whitney’s twin, hasn’t spoken publicly. Now, Michael reveals how he introduced Whitney to drugs in the ’80s, long before Whitney married Bobby Brown.

Here’s some memorable quotes from dude’s interview with Oprah regarding his sister:

I’m living, but I’m not alive. …. I felt responsible for her, I always have. … It’s painful. I feel responsible for her. I let it go so far. You know, we were always … being together most of the time, her following behind me, you know … and then when you get into drugs, you do that together, too, and it just got out of hand. The drugs were rough. … Yeah, we did everything together, so once I was into that [drugs], then she followed suit.

Later in the interview, Whitney’s brother states that the first time she ever did cocaine was with him, and that it’s a “demon” that he needs to face every day. What a sad, sad situation all around. Really. The whole thing is just miserable and disappointing and wrong.

And also? Wow. We’ve been this hard on Bobby Brown all this damn time for no reason? Oh, wait, no—no, Bobby was still a beater and a cheater and siring a daughter who’s got incest issues. Hm. I guess there are reasons, but not the reasons that he’s most famous for. Good Lord.

January 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Whitney Houston

4Megan Fox Did Another Interview, Generally Left the Weirdness at Home This Time

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So this one’s a better interview, even though it’s not nearly as entertaining as the last time around. It’s more rational, and it doesn’t have all the talk about speaking in tongues and leprechauns and aliens, but it shows a softer side of Megan that, I think, really surprised everyone who maybe thought it just didn’t exist. But then again, it probably surprised some people to hear Megan talking about her belief tongue-speaking and other creatures of science fiction and fantasy, so maybe we all just need to sit back and allow Megan and her gorgeousness change our belief systems one piece at a time, huh?

Anyway, from Marie Claire UK, here’s Megan Fox on being a mother, and what it means to her:

I recognize the blessings when they come – like, I recognise I’m so lucky to work with Judd [in 'This is 40'!'] – but the ultimate satisfaction for me is being with my son. All I wanted to do my whole, whole life was have a baby and, now, I’ve finally done it. … I just want to give Noah as much of myself as I can. And I want to have more kids. This is where my heart is. It’s very hard for me to do this stuff, because I feel like this isn’t my job any more. My job is to be with him.

On being domestic:

I can cook, but I also want everything to look beautiful on the plate – then I get upset when people eat it. Everyone just tears through it and that makes me sad. It’s not a rewarding experience for me to cook.

On driving husband Brian Austin Green crazy with her disorganization:

I don’t make any sense: I’m a germaphobe, but I’m really messy. … I’m not disgusting – like I don’t leave food or dirty dishes out or anything – but I take my clothes off next to the laundry basket without putting them in and that drives him nuts.

More on BAG:

I just think we got lucky [to end up together]. I believe he’s my soulmate. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t take work, because we are very, very different. But we are tolerant of each other and we try to be patient with each other, and I don’t try to turn him into me and he knows not to try to turn me into him.

Last, on crying during the news, which I can personally and totally relate to:

I can’t watch the news any more. Everything makes me cry. Because everyone is someone’s child, every woman seems like someone’s mother. I have so much more patience for people and for women in general.

January 29, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Megan Fox