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Simon Cowell is a HUGE Rebecca Black Fan

YouTube "sensation" Rebecca Black has blown up over the course of the week and she's attracted a lot of (mostly negative) attention. Now X-Factor judge and former American Idol mean guy, Simon Cowell, has said that he's interested in meeting with her. But don't get excited just yet, Rebecca. Simon's not a fan of your music, he's a fan of your scandal. Simon told People.com, "I love her, the fact that she's gotten so much publicity. People are so upset about the song, but I think it's hyst...

Jada Pinkett Smith Basically Admits That’s She’s a Bad Mother

Ever since Willow Smith hit the scene, people have been asking, "How does a 10-year old girl have all that confidence and flavor?" Well, it turns out that it has something to do with the fact that her parents are both millionaires and push-overs. Jada, her mom, recently did an interview in which she confessed that Willow doesn't just decide what she likes when it comes to her own clothes, she decides what her mother wears, too. The actress, when asked about her style, told PopDash.com, ...

All The Lohan Kids Went To The Knicks Game Together Last Night

If you're from a big Irish family, you know that most of us spent last night getting totally plastered, but if your older sister is a famously-rehabbed actress, that's not really an option. That's probably why all four Lohan siblings wound up going to a Knicks game together last night. These pictures are... fucking hilarious... and there's plenty you'll want to observe, but here are some of my favorites: 1) From what I can tell by Lindsay's face, she's SERIOUSLY into basketball. She looks an...

Rebecca Black Treats Us To an Unplugged Version of Friday… AND GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!?

Rebecca Black, the 13-year old girl with the super-viral yet entirely shitty music video and GAWDAWFUL voice, performed an unplugged version of her song "Friday" for a room of pre-teens today and the video's now online. For any of you out there who were wondering if the disturbing visuals and poor quality of her music video were preventing you from understanding what five million other people supposedly see in this girl, don't worry: You weren't wrong. This song sucks and this girl's voice is... Well...

Love It Or Leave It: Sandra Bullock’s Plain Jane Transformation

Sandra Bullock is known for being a pretty down-to-earth lady, but the makeover she got for Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close better win her that second Oscar, because it's doing her looks no justice. The hair, which is surely a wig (as IF Sandy would do this to her real mane,) reminds me of every teacher I ever had who went three months too long between trims. Maybe it'll be the hair and make up team who takes home the awards on this one... Wigs, I love you, but you've been doing some of my favorite ladies a serious disservice lately... [gal...

Jemmye and Knight From ‘The Real World’ Got Arrested Together

Anyone who watched the most recent version of The Real World: New Orleans will tell you that the relationship between cast members Jemmye and Knight was toxic, overly-emotional and doomed from the start, but if you needed any further proof, the two were thrown in jail together Saturday night. The arrests happened after Jemmye claimed that a nightclub security guard punched her in the face and her boyfriend (yeah, they're officially a couple now,) Ryan Knight, threw a punch in an attempt to...

Sandra Bullock Donated a Million Dollars To Japan Disaster Relief, What Have You Done Lately?

Sandra Bullock has donated a million dollars to relief funds for 9/11, the Indonesian Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina and now she's donated a million dollars to benefit victims of the recent earthquake in Japan. Yeah, if she wasn't already the coolest, nicest chick in all of Hollywood, her four million dollars in charity donations should certainly secure her that spot. She's making Angelina Jolie look like a selfish troll. The American Red Cross has released a statement about Sandra's donat...

Something About Britney Spears Seems… Off

We love Britney Spears over here, but after watching the new promo for her March 29th Good Morning America appearance, I have to ask: What's up with her these days? I know that we're never going to see the Britney that we knew back in '99. She's older, she's a mom now, and she had a pretty rough couple of years there, but I feel like we're ignoring the fact that she seems tired, sad all the way down to her eyeballs, and yo, if I'm not mistaken, even her speaking voice sounds different. If she was ...

Mel Gibson’s Latest Mugshot is Here, But Where’s His Punishment?

What a great month for violence against women in the media, right? It's like we're trippin' over the stuff! Mel Gibson plead no contest after he was charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly hitting at his ex-lady Oksana Grigorieva on March 11th, and yesterday he was in and out of the El Segundo Police Department in a half hour while he had his mugshot (above) and fingerprints taken.  He was sentenced to three years probation and counseling, because apparently that's the most punishment they can dish out to an anti-Semitic woman-beater who drinks too much and also happens to be famous these days. I fe...

Have The Olsen Twins Had Work Done?

So here's something I've been wondering for like, five years now: Have the Olsen Twins had something done to their faces? I know, I know, they grew up in the public eye, so obviously we've seen their faces morph quite a bit since their Full House days, but do the little girls in the left photo up top look like younger versions of the girls in the right photo? I'm thinkin' no. A couple of nose jobs? Maybe. Some veneers? Probably. And obviously their penchant for extensions and trying out new hair colors has had an overall effect on their look... but I can't be positive if any o...

Suri Cruise Goes From a Pacifier to a Penis

Suri Cruise and her mom Katie Holmes went on a snack run yesterday in NYC and Suri, who under the law of Scientology is never told the word "no", picked up a particularly inappropriate munchie: A box of penis-shaped gummi candies. Whether or not she wound up taking the treat home, I don't know. Perhaps she found a labia-shaped lolipop or some other completely inappropriate candy, but all I care about is the photos. Gotta love Katie's face in that last shot. Of course this is extra hilarious because we just learned about Suri's pac...

Quotables: Christina Aguilera is Thankful She Got Arrested

A photo of Christina Aguilera at the Grammy Awards "All of my experiences in the past year, and everything that's happened to me, I thank God for it. You have to take the good with the bad and you have to take the bad with the good. If you're in this business, if you're in the spotlight, you have to be able to take criticism and you have to take the punches along the way." - Christina Aguilera, talking about the highs and lows that come with fame, to Extra. Um, I'm a pretty big believer in bad things equaling good things in the long run...
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