Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So This is Actually Happening

selma-blair1 Selma Blair has found love on the set of Kath & Kim. Co-star and onscreen husband, Mikey Day, has somehow managed to convince her of his worthiness and now they're reportedly dating. My only previous experience with Day has to do with reruns of Wild 'n' Out on MTV playing in the background while I fold clothes and clean house. And even when I'm not actually paying attention to him, his voice grates on my nerves. Selma seems to like the quirky ones though, so who knows - maybe they'll stick this on...

Martha Finally Divulges What She Learned in Prison

martha-stewart After the Phelpsy scandal I guess Martha finally decided it was safe to come clean and reveal some of her more private interests. Over on EW's PopWatch blog they've received an email stating that Stewart's upcoming show would be "entirely dedicated to the world of pot." *blink* Reeeeeally? Somehow that fits. Judging from what I know of Martha, she's wound pretty tight. The only thing that could possibly remove the giant spatula from her ass on the daily is a well-timed bong rip. She prob...

Such Sweet Sweet Sorrow

conan-obrien Conan O'Brien bid us all farewell Friday night. It was his last night on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. After 16 years of hosting he's hung up his hip strings, and put away the Walker: Texas Ranger button. Fortunately, the goodbyes are temporary. He takes over the Tonight Show starting June 1. Thank the lord for that. TV wouldn't be the same without Conan's debonair side part and strawberry tinged locks. I think I'd lose all faith in mankind if I lived in a world with Carson Daly was st...

Last Days of Decadence

peta-model I can't tell if this is a PETA event, or a drag show? The tags on the pics assure me that this is, indeed, a PETA event held at a club called 'Last Days of Decadence". A PETA event with a liberal sprinkle of drag mixed in. They managed to tie it all together with the "Fur is a Drag" banner at the end. I love drag shows (the lashes, the sequins, the lights!), and I love animals. I just never thought of mixing the two together. I don't mean to bitch or anything but um...how is wandering about...

Somebody is Gonna Be Spending Some Extra Time at Church…

justin-gaston Sweet Minty Jesus. How awesome is that picture juxtaposed with Miley's inspirational quote? Miley's reputed main squeeze, Justin Gaston, recently did a racy shoot with VMan Magazine. Good thing Justin and Miley are both *ahem* chaste and uh...regular church goers. Otherwise, I could see how Billy Ray might consider revoking his apparent sanctioning of this relationship. Any guy willing to get greased up, semi nude, and crotch- grabby probably shouldn't be hanging out with someones ho...

One More Reason to Watch the Oscars

hugh-jackman Wanna see the rest? While the rest of you are tuning into the Oscars to see who made the best/worst dressed lists I'll be hunched in front of my tv with snacks and a warm towel waiting for Hugh Jackman to fulfill his promise. Hugh is hosting Sunday's Oscar Ceremonies and he told AP Press that he plans to go as God made him - naked and smiling. "I haven't told anyone this, but we are going to do most of it naked and we're going to sing through the whole show," the affable actor joked during an interview backstage at the Kodak Theatre. But Hugh was quick to assure the interviewer that he wouldn't just let it all hang out...

Chris, You’re Supposed to Woo The Ladies – Not Hit Them

chris-brown People is reporting that Chris Brown is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery, and the LAPD has confirmed the story. An Officer Harding of the LAPD said that "if police locate Brown, yes, he's subject to arrest."  The identity of the victim has not, and will not be released as per procedure. Here's a rundown of the incident: Around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday, the R&B singer and a woman were in a vehicle in L.A. when they became involved in an argument, according to a police st...

Are You Watching the Grammy Awards?

taylor-swift-and-miley-cyrus Grammies are officially underway, people! It never ceases to amaze me how many people with absolutely no musical connections show up to walk the red carpet. For example, UFC fighter Chuck Liddell. Chuck - you punch people for a living. What the fuck are you doing at the Grammies?  Here are some of the arrivals. I'm sure Beet or Wendie will do an outfit round up in the AM when all the pictures are out. I see some "Worst Dressed" potential already! [gallery]...

Karma is a Bitch

eddie-murphy1 After a bitter 15-month long court battle, Eddie Murphy has been ordered to pay up. After publicly humiliating Melanie Brown by claiming baby Angel Iris wasn't his, DNA tests proved Murphy was the father. Now he's stuck with a 51,000 a month child support payment.  Eddie brought this upon himself. That whole DNA test bull was a bitch move and a low blow. He's off kicking himself knowing he could have owned up to it, settled things amicably out of court, and probably saved himself millions of...

Maybe Tila Will Come To Her Rescue

courtenay-semel Courtenay Semel, aka Lindsay Lohan's first known lesbian fling and daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel has been cut off. She told the New York Post that father Terry had " froze[n] her trust fund and now won't answer her calls". Courtenay's been a hot mess for years now, but the final straw may have been her run-in with a guard at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.   In a drunken stupor, she famously screamed, "Do you even know who I am, f- - -ing idiot? Google me, you dumb f- - -," before alle...

I Think Angelina Heard You

  angelina-jolie  You know all that bitching we were doing about Angelina appearing at events dressed in what appeared to be belted nightgowns? Well, I think she got tired of it because this is what she wore to The Orange  British Academy Film Awards.   A few other arrivals are below. Sharon Stone looks amazing, Alesha Dixon went for high drama, Penelope Cruz looks a little like she's being strangled by a velvet turtleneck, and Dominic Cooper is hot. I don't like Emma Watson's dress, but it may just be a bad ang...

The World Goes “He’s Just Not That Into You” Crazy

renee-zellweger Yahoo! Movies posted a slide show of celebrities entitled "We're Just Not That Into Them". Clever, Yahoo. The premise of this list being movies stars that used to be American Sweethearts and now, well, not so much. Some notables from the list: RENEE ZELLWEGER  Biggest Box Office Gross: "Chicago" -- $170,687,518 Most Recent Box Office Gross: "New in Town" -- $8,628,291 (and counting) soooooo true. When I look at her now I am inexplicably frightened. What happened to Bridget?!  KATE ...