Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Oscars Are Starting!

oscars So far they just have pics of the "tv personalities" up so I will leave the massive gown post to Beet or Wendie. In the meantime, here are some red carpet pics from last nights Pre-Oscar Dinner at Chateau Marmont.  Angie Harmon = Gorilla Shoulders. 'Nuff said.  Jaime King = Shiny does not equal formal. This looks like one of Blanche Devereaux' sexy time ensembles. Your hair looks very lush and nourished though.  Debra Messing = Not everyone is blessed in the mammary region, which ...

As a Precursor to Tonight’s Awards

oscar-leak Everyone's been talking about this leaked Oscar Letter that supposedly lists all the winners. The Academy has completely denied the authenticity of the document, and claims that no such letter exists because letters are never sent to the Academy officers prior to the awards. Of course, if it were real, the only course of action for them to take is total denial...so we shall see. I'm usually more interested in the dresses than the actual awards, but I think Kate's time has come. She's recently ...

WHERE’S HARVEY?!

katie-price1 Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan and Peter Andre hit up the GBK's Oscar Lounge At SLS Hotel with their children Junior and Princess. Unfortunately, there is a key element missing from this equation. WHERE IS HARVEY?! I don't want to see hide or hair of either of these mofos unless Jordan is dressed like some sort of unicorn rainbow hooker or Harvey's beaming face is in tow. THEM'S THE RULES! As for Peter, I don't actually need to see him ever....

Richie/Madden Brood Expanding

nicole-ritchie-joel-madden Nicole gets to amaze us all over again with her incredible shrinking body! Joel Madden went onto the Good Charlotte blog last night and announced that he and Nicole are expecting baby numero dos! “I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope you’re all feeling as good as I am right now.” I think this might be the final shovel of dirt on Nicole's crazy past. I commend her, because if you look back just a few years, Nicole then, and N...

Congratulations!

simon-pegg1 Simon Pegg and his wife, Maureen McCann are 5 months along with their first child. After the Brit Awards, Pegg told the press that he and his wife had yet to announce the pregnancy because they'd wanted to keep it "hush-hush". He also revealed that she is due in June and  he is “hoping for a baby girl." They're considering having the baby born in America so that she/he will have dual citizenship. Pegg was last seen in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, and will next be seen in the...

Weight Gain or Bad Posture?

elizabeth-banks The lovely Elizabeth Banks attendedthe 2009 Independent Spirt Awards yesterday. Is it just me, or is she looking a tad thicker through the middle than usual? Just goes to show that any one, no matter how thin/fit/pretty, can take an unflattering pic. I've got a few Sasquatch photos that I've had to quietly burn to keep them from seeing the light of day through out the years....

We Were HOW Close to a Mini Cheerleader?!

hayden Everyone knows that Hayden and Milo are "ovah" but the reason why has remained a bit of a mystery. However, The Chicago Sun-Times thinks they have it all figured out.  Word has it, the split between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia was caused by a pregnancy scare. The test proved negative but apparently caused friction that sparked the breakup. You think they would've written the pregnancy into the show? I guess if you take a 30-something, add a 19-yr-old with a penchant for unde...

Slumdog Romance?

freida-pinto-dev-patel It never fails. Anytime actors have to pretend to be in love with each other they actually fall in love with each other. The news broke that Freida Pinto may have not only had a secret husband/fiance, but also that she had allegedly dropped him via the international cold shoulder. She could have at least pulled a Joe Jonas and at least sent a text, but I digress. People are now busily speculating that perhaps Freida's change of heart towards her mate is due to a budding romance with her Slumdog Millionaire co-star Dev Patel. Dev is younger than Freida, but he is lega...

Independent Spirit Awards

mickey-rourke The Independent Spirit Awards are taking place today in Santa Monica. I give credit to Mickey for making it out after the tragic death of the only living creature that would never deny having made out with him. Unlike that pin-up wannabe Evan Rachel Wood, Loki was LOYAL.  Side note: WTF did Mary Kate stuff into the shoulders of her shapeless sack dress?? More Arrivals: [gallery]...