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Scientology Eyes

jenna-elfman Whoooooa. I'm not saying that Scientologists are crazy or anything, but looking into Jenna Elfman's twin pools of death right now I feel a little bit woozy. She looks a wee bit..um, frazzled? Jenna made a name for herself being cute wacky and now she's just kind of scary wacky. She attended the 9/11 Rescue Workers Detoxification Project charity event in L.A. which is totally non-religious but was started by Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard. Excuse me for being suspicious, but I would not ...

Ed Norton, Is That You?!

edward-norton Wow. Time has...changed you. Norton popped up at the premiere of 'I Love You, Man' starring Jason Segel and Paul Rudd. I go back and forth on Ed Norton. Sometimes he's hot, sometimes he's deathly pale with floppy hair and bloodshot eyes. He's a brilliant actor, he just needs to not repeat whatever the hell it is that he has going on right here ever again. Moving on, I have no idea what posessed Allison Janney to show up dressed as Indiana Jones, but she appears to be quite pleased with h...

Unintentionally Hilarious Quote of the Day

mischa-barton Mischa Barton's parents are surprisingly normal. For example, they have no friggin idea what it is that Mischa does for a living, which makes them just like the rest of us.  Mischa said, "My mom and dad are still a bit confused and cautious about what I do." "My dad is a stockbroker who studied law and economics and his dad was a politician. But I know him and my mom are still very proud of me." Riiiiight. Very proud, I'm sure. I bet when all the other parents are talking about Jimmy's do...

True Love Lasts Forever…

shanna-moakler1 ...even if you throw yourself and 'Divorce Party' with a cake that looks like this. Shanna spilled the beans and said that she and Travis want to get hitched again. “We would like to renew our vows and have another wedding,” former Miss USA Moakler told Us Magazine this week. “It’s not so much about the wedding but about having a celebration of each other and getting through all the crazy things we’ve been through.” Shanna added. “When you almost lose a loved one, it makes...

Famewhore Deluxe

paris-doug What else would you call a man willing to risk what could be a fiery case of the herpes and Reverse Wonky-eye-itis* just to be marginally famous? You can practically see Reinhardt talking himself through this photo session. "Yeah, nice nice. Flex the pecs! FLEX. THE. PECS. God, you're so hawt right now!" Usually Paris is the one shamelessly giving the camera her 'O' face, but Dougie saw a chance and took it! Looking at these pics, I can't shake the feeling that Doug's at an audtion that...

This is a Joke, Right?

lily-allen Am I honestly supposed to feel sympathy for someone whose talent has recently been overshadowed by their own third "nipple"? Lily Allen is claiming that she is a victim of the credit crunch. Times are SO hard she was forced to sell her BMW. She is totally keeping the Jamaican beach she purchased while drunk though. Although her second album, It's Not Me, It's You, went to No.1 last month, as did her latest single, The Fear, it seems Lily isn't rolling in it. She laughed: "I had to sell my car because I'm so broke. I bought it last year and that was probably m...

I’m Going to See This, and I’m Leaving My Boyfriend at Home

Because he is going to be highly upset by the number of sighs, groans, and generally "drool-y" noises coming outta me  during the film.  Because he is going to be highly upset by the number of sighs, groans, and generally "drool-y" noises coming outta me  during the film.   The new Wolverine: Origins trailer is out and the fact that anyone would put Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds and (to lesser extent) Taylor Kitsch in ONE film goes to show that movie execs just wanna make that cash and have no consideration for my cardiovascular health. A few more pics of my mutant baby-daddy... [gallery]...

It’s Britney, Bitch!

disney-britney Most of what I've seen of Brit's newest tour (fake full-length ink sleeve tees included) have indicated that she is back in the winner's circle . And what do winners do? They go to Disney World!! I'm sure those smug bastards over at Disney wrote her off for good after the head shaving incident, but she has the cojones to go back to the land of her birth add force those oversized mice to take a picture with her.  I bet she has a list, just like Earl, but in reverse, and if you talked ish abo...

No Shame

  chris-brown  I know that by now you've been inundated with the 'Chris Brown vs Rihanna vs the World' controversy, but this kid keeps making an ass of himself. He's out partying, showing absolutely no signs of remorse, and just generally being an asshole.  He stepped out in Miami to attend a party being thrown by Young Jeezy  in the Gansevoort South hotel. Rihanna was nowhere to be found.   "He walked in and didn't try to hide," an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. "Some people looked shocked he was there and he seemed to love the attention." He h...

Nicky Hilton Plays Poker?!

nikki-hilton First she's hanging out at the IHOP at 5am and making citizen arrests and now she's gettin her poker face on at The 7th Annual World Poker Tour Invitational. Who is this person?  Also at the Invitational were the likes of Benji Madden, Jennifer Tilly, Shanna Moakler, Don Cheadle (whom inexplicably appears to be wearing a turtleneck), William Hung (nice to see he's still getting invitations) and Daniel Baldwin. Mandatory positive: Daniel has very pretty eyes.  [gallery columns="2"]...

So Close!

britney-spears In just a few days Brit will kick off her Circus Tour in her home state of Louisiana. The first show will be at The New Orleans Arena.  Her show this time around features a huge "magic" element. Illusionist Ed Alonzo will be making Spears disappear, and reappear. He'll also be sawing her in half and locking her into provocative contraptions. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty excited for Britney. She's got her babies, her old assistant, AND her life seems back on track. I'm not even really...

Let the Fireworks Begin!

amy-winehouse Amy Winehouse has returned to the U.K just days after her beloved Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake was released from prison. As you may recall, Amy has pledges to mend her marriage with Blake despite blatantly cheating on him with another (much more attractive) man, but Blake's Mummy, Georgette Civil, is not having it. 'He feels very let down by his wife and he's proceeding with a divorce, 'Amy has behaved like a trollop. Since his release there has been no contact. 'Blake realised the marriage was d...
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