Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Katy Perry Wants To Redefine Femininity — God Help Us All

katy perry When Katy Perry ended her relationship with Orlando Bloom, she did what plenty of basic ladies do and changed up her look. This included shaving part of her hair off and going short, a look she seems to really love and kiiiiiinda successfully pulls off but the rest of the world is basically "meh" about. I mean, it's a haircut. Cool, I guess? Anyway, Katy seems to think she's done something special and in fact believes her 'do will "redefine femininity," which... girl, no. Here's what she h...

Scarlett Johansson Is Getting Divorced

scarjo Scarlett Johansson has kept a pretty low profile as of late. Sure, she's still doing movies here and there, but she's been out of the ~*spotlight*~ of Hollywood for a while since she moved to Paris to chill with her French husband Romain Dauriac and their kid. The blissful arrangement lasted only about two years, however, and Scarlett has now decided to file for divorce. Womp womp. Apparently they've been separated since last summer, but people got all up in their feelings over the fact that ...

Emma Watson Wants The Beyhive To Let Her Live

emma watson beyonce In case you have a life and haven't really been paying attention, Emma Watson has been at the epicenter of a whole bit of messy drama lately that is pointless, nonsensical, and just ridiculous. Here's the deal: Emma is starring in the new live-action Beauty & The Beast (which looks like shit but I'll see anyway for the pure nostalgia factor alone) and she's been doing some press because of it. One of those pieces of press was a Vanity Fair cover story and photo shoot. Some of the photos in...

Katy Perry Does The Post-Breakup Haircut Thing

ckaty perry Katy Perry recently split from Orlando Bloom, so in her most recent Basic Bitch move, she did the whole "post-breakup haircut" thing to finish her reconstruction into a whole new woman and shaved/cut all her hair off. The cut was done by Chris McMillan, a celeb stylist who's apparently been doing Jennifer Aniston's hair for years. I mean, she carries it off well enough - it looks great. It looked even better when Miley Cyrus did it a few years ago. Katy says she was inspired by Michelle Wil...

WTF Went Down Between Meg Ryan & John Mellencamp?

meg ryan john mellencamp Let me be honest - this is the kind of celebrity gossip I'm here for. I don't care about the Kardashians or the Katy Perrys of the world deep down; what I really want is the goods on the celebrities of the '80s/'90s. You may or may not remember that Meg Ryan and John "Cougar" Mellencamp were a thing for a while a few years back, but that ended and we never really knew why. We still don't, but we do know that Meg basically hates John's guts and he kinda doesn't blame her. Whaaaaat? Here's what John had to say during a...

Katy Perry & Orlando Bloom Break Up

katy perry orlando bloom Guys, you might want to sit down for this, because I have some potentially devastating news. It seems that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom's endless love was not meant to be after all, as they've decided to call it quits. They've been together for over a year and have been reportedly "very happy" in various reports during that time, but that's no longer the case - Katy and Orlando broke up. They were only seen together on Sunday night at an Oscars afterparty, so what the hell happened in that short amount of ...

Surprise! Chris Brown Likes Hitting Women

chris brown karreuche tran Chris Brown has been scum of the earth for a long time now, so it should be no surprise to hear that his ex-girlfriend and Rihanna Lite Karrueche Tran has filed a restraining order against him for allegedly being abusive and sending her death threats. I'll give you a second to let the shock of that one set in... Anyway, Chris has now been barred from going within 100 yards of Karrueche, her mom, and her brother. Here's more from TMZ: Karrueche claims in a sworn statement to the judge, earlier this month Chris ...