Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lana Del Rey Engaged?

lana del rey engagement ring Lana Del Rey may or may not be engaged to Barrie-James O'Neill of the "Scottish alternative folk band" Kassidy. Okay, raise your hands if: a.) You didn't know Lana Del Rey even had a boyfriend. b.) You've ever heard of Barrie-James O'Neill. c.) You've ever heard of Kassidy. d.) You've ever heard of "Scottish alternative folk" as a genre. I'm not hating! I'm just learning so much today! I adore dear Lana. She gets a lot of hate, most of it seemingly for no real reason. (Rumor has it o...

Britney Spears Dates Online?

Britney Spears is said to be doing a little man shopping, AKA, online dating. I can't really imagine how this would work, being so famous, but apparently she hasn't met any of the men, she just uses it for the ego boost and to get herself comfortable with the idea of dating again after her recent break-up with fiance Jason Trawick. He was the guy who totally looked like Sam Merlotte from "True Blood" if the angle was juuuust right and he wasn't wearing his glasses. He's also the one who wasn't her creepy manager or Kevin Federline. I can't imagine that Brit is planting herself on OKCupid but I don't really see her on Match either. And how does this even work? Is her profile photo of her arm or something? Does she ask the guys, "So, who are your celeb crushes?" Just to see? And what if they say, "I used to have a huge thing for Britney Spears but now, ehh." And then what? THEN WHAT? Though Spears has no job right now (jobs are like those things people do when they need to pay their bills, Lindsay Lohan) as a host on The X-Factor, there are reports that the major hotels on the Las Vegas strip are trying to sway her to take up residency, following in the tiny perfect French-Canadian footsteps of Celine Dion. Know what? I think that would be marvelous for her. Let's get Britney back to performing! In the meantime, Brit, I can give you a tips on online dating. Tip #1: never let the guy pick the place. It's always that same stupid hipster wine bar. Good luck, my sweet BB. Don't let that jerk Timberlake get you down. Photo of Britney Spears with her new puppy via her Twitter account. This is what all of his high-powered fast-paced technology was made for. P.S. BRITNEY MAKE THIS YOUR PROFILE PHOTO, IT'S TOTES CUTE AND SHOWS YOU'RE DOWN-TO-EARTH AND NATURALLY PRETTY! />Britney Spears is said to be doing a little man shopping, AKA, online dating. I can't really imagine how this would work, being so famous, but apparently she hasn't met any of the men, she just uses it for the ego boost and to get herself comfortable with the idea of dating again after her recent break-up with fiance Jason Trawick. He was the guy who totally looked like Sam Merlotte from "True Blood" if the angle was juuuust right and he wasn't wearing his glasses. He's also the one who wasn't her creepy ...

Madonna Is Now On Instagram, Just Like My Mom!

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Are Each Writing Memoirs

[caption id="attachment_123673" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Image via NY Daily News"]lindsay lohan dina lohan 2013[caption id="attachment_123673" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Image via NY Daily News"][/caption] Lindsay Lohan's parents have to be competing in some sort of "worst parent ever" contest. Mother Dina is working on a memoir that reveals how awful her husband, Michael Lohan/Lindsay's father is. And Michael is writing a memoir about how awful Dina is. And Lindsay is stuck in the middle getting Botox. Though it seemed like Dina told all when she appeared in a, shall we say, unfocused state on...

Grammy Fashion 2013

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards happened last night and all that means to me is that we get to "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" and "WTF?" over what everyone was wearing. There were guidelines this year for what attendees could and could not wear. I mean, really! Here are some highlights:
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. [...] Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure.
Hee hee, puffy! That's some creative phrasing. So let's get to some standouts, for better or for worse.
carly rae jepsen grammy dressThe 55th Annual Grammy Awards happened last night and all that means to me is that we get to "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" and "WTF?" over what everyone was wearing. There were guidelines this year for what attendees could and could not wear. I mean, really! Here are some highlights: Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. [...] Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure. Hee hee, puffy! That's some cre...