Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh, Hey! ABC Made a Sitcom That Doesn’t Look Totally Sucky

I dunno about you guys, but I can barely watch sitcoms on TV today. They've either been on so long that they're mad tired-feeling or they just generally blow. Last night I caught a preview for ABC's new sitcom Happy Endings (starring Elisha Cuthbert, SNL's Casey Wilson and Damon Wayans Jr.) and yo! I might actually watch this shit! The preview made me laugh out loud at least twice ("white girl on vacation" braids are something I'm really into,) and the cast seems great. I'm getting almost a "modern version of Friends" vibe here. Could this ...

The Teenage Dream Lives a ‘Plastic Dream’

Katy Perry is a babe. There, I said it. Her music sucks, her mom creeps me out and her unbreakable ties to her super conservative religious beliefs creep me out even more, but the girl's attractive, okay? What's bringing on this confession? Katie's new spread in Plastic Dreams, which shows a more artistic and avant-garde side to the typically typical singer. Like Lindsay, Katy may be better off in photos than she is anywhere else. More of this, girl! More of this! [gallery]...

Shockingly, Lifetime Has Made a Movie That I Don’t Want to See

I will watch just about anything that airs on Lifetime with the fervor and excitement of a 12-year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert... The Client List, The Craigslist Killer, and most recently, that Amanda Knox joint. But they've finally done it. They've finally made a movie that you probably couldn't pay me to watch (although if you are interested in paying me to watch it, please feel free to send along an email to my personal adress.) William & Kate is about (what else?) the love affair leading up to the royal wedding of Prince Wil...

Love It Or Leave It: Bruno Mars is a Hat Wearin’ Fool

Bruno Mars modeled a variety of hats in the newest issue of GQ, and ladies, I gotta ask: Am I the only chick out there that dry heaves upon seeing a grown man in a hat? It'd be one thing if we were living in the 20s or if most of these hats were accompanied by zoot suits and they were going for that whole overall look, but a fedora thrown on with a flannel and some jeans? Spare me please. I dunno, maybe some women dig this style... Are any of you out there? And you can you please remove a...

Oh, God. Marisa Tomei May Play Lady Gaga in a Movie

Lady Gaga recently said that if Hollywood made a movie about her life, she'd like actress Marisa Tomei to play her. Pssh! Fat chance, right?! The beautiful and talented Marisa Tomei depicting the rough and wild Lady Gaga? Not in a million years, right? Wrong. Marisa made an appearance on The View recently and said that she's be pumped to play the dirty pop star on the big screen. She said, "I was thrilled when I heard. I love her. I love her music. And she's a smart businesswoman. So I was ...

Lindsay Lohan May Suck It Up and Go Back to The Slammer

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan say the actress is finally realizing that leaving her fate in the hands of a jury may not be the best idea, and is considering the three-month plea deal she was offered, knowing that she would probably only serve 19 days of that sentence. When originally offered the plea deal, Lindsay turned up her nose at it saying that she wasn't going to cop to anything she didn't do and would go to trial if she had to. Of course you can only imagine what kind of sentence ...

Britney Spears Hired a Math Tutor

Britney Spears still hasn't regained control of her estate after losing it back in the late '00s after suffering what was essentially a mental breakdown, but she's now making an attempt. According to PoorBritney.com (aw,) the popstar has hired a professor from UCLA to teach her some money management basics: She has employed a tutor from the Anderson School of Management at the University of California in LA. ‘Britney is moving towards getting control of her life,’ says a mole. She w...