Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kim Kardashian Is Desperate To Make You Believe She Can Cook Soul Food

kim kardashian Let's just be real here: The Kardashian/Jenner clan has likely never cooked a meal in their lives, save for Kris before she struck gold first with her choice of husbands and then her kids. Since then, they've had nonstop help, whether it be from private chefs, housekeepers, trainers, etc. Hey, whatever - if I was rich, I'd probably do the same, but my point is, I don't think a single one of them can cook a lick. But don't tell Kim Kardashian that we're onto her bullshit — she's so desperate ...

In Case You Care: Aubrey Plaza Comes Out As Bisexual

aubrey plaza If the name Aubrey Plaza doesn't really ring a bell, you could easily IMDB her, but I'll help you out: you probably know her as April from Parks and Recreation or as a minor character in a bunch of weird movies that you probably haven't seen. Anyhow, if you are an Aubrey fan, you may be interested to know that she's come out as bisexual, I guess. From The Advocate via Entertainment Tonight: The 32-year-old actress tells the LGBTQ magazine, “I know I have an androgynous thing going on, an...

Bill Cosby Really Doesn’t Want To Have To Pay For His Crimes

bill cosby Bill Cosby is "allegedly" (read: most definitely) a serial rapist, and while the statute of limitations has expired on many of the cases of sexual assault and drugging he's committed, since they date back to the '70s and '80s, there are still some that can be prosecuted, and Bill's not feeling that. You see, he doesn't think he should have to pay for his crimes at all, so he's back in court asking a judge to throw out the charges against him. From People: Cosby, 78, is back in court in Norr...

Christie Brinkley Hoses Down Stalker For Peeing Near Her House

christie brinkley Welp, you don't hear stories like this every day (thank goodness). Christie Brinkley was minding her own business at her $15 million home in the Hamptons in NY (which includes a private beach) last Saturday when "drunken stalker" Erica Remkus decided to make an appearance... and boy did she ever. Apparently Remkus went to cop a squat on Christie's private beach, claiming that she'd just seen another man do the same, when Christie ran towards her and sprayed her with a hose. Remkus later to...

Are Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Trolling Us?

taylor swift tom hiddleston The whole Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston - henceforth known only as Hiddleswift - whirlwind romance seems to have come out of nowhere. It's escalated at speeds faster than hurricane winds, with Taylor meeting Tom's parents a mere few weeks into their "relationship", and this weekend things got even more ridiculous when Tom was photographed wearing an "I <3 T.S." shirt at Taylor's 4th of July blowout in Rhode Island. He even had a heart with her name in it drawn on his arm. My question i...

Emily Blunt & John Krasinski Welcome Daughter Violet

john krasinski emily blunt I've had a crush on Emily Blunt basically forever and I really love her and John Krasinski as a couple. I don't know why, they just seem really cute together and I love them. They already have one child, a daughter named Hazel, and now Emily has given birth to their second child, another little girl they've named Violet. John shared the news via Twitter today, but they don't actually have a July 4th baby — she was born two weeks ago. What better way to celebrate the 4th... than to announce our...

Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Believe She’s The Most Hated Celebrity

gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow has never made it particularly easy to like her. She's so far up her own ass she can't see the light of day, she's extremely disconnected from most of the world and yet thinks she's, like, ~the everywoman~ in the worst possible way and she's just generally incredibly off-putting. I want to like her! I want her to give me a reason to like her! And oddly enough, her recent comments on being the most hated person in Hollywood kinda made me vaguely find her less annoying... at least mome...