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Marc Anthony’s father told him he’s ugly

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Marc Anthony is not what I would call conventionally handsome, but I also wouldn’t call him ugly because I’m not rude and because beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Obviously Jennifer Lopez thought he was attractive, and I’m sure plenty of other people do, too, like his current wife Shannon de Lima. One of those people was not his father, who apparently raised Marc to believe he’s ugly as sin. Yikes.

During an interview on The Meredith Vieira Show this week (how that’s still even a thing, I don’t know), Marc revealed his dad’s top notch parenting skills and also insisted that it’s all about personality.

“My dad told me early on, he said, ‘Son, we’re both ugly,’” the 46-year-old said. “I swear to God, he says it to this day. And he goes, ‘You work on your personality. It builds character.’”

It all came up while Anthony was discussing his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez and his new wife, model Shannon de Lima, whom he said “I do” to this past November. After Vieira asked how he landed Lima, he responded: “It’s just marketing. I am just great at marketing. I was born with this mug piece — I’m skinny and stuttering.”

I do agree that personality is super important. You could be the best looking man/woman in the world and if you are dumb as a bag of rocks, I don’t have the time of day for you. Enjoy your “mug piece”, Marc.

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello postponing wedding for ‘Magic Mike 2′

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Sofia Vergara is truly a kind-hearted soul. She’s met the greatest lay she’s ever had in her life and they’re going to tie the knot – but that dream wedding will have to wait a while, because unfortunately, Magic Mike 2 needs promoting and Joe Manganiello is going to rise to the occasion.

From Page Six:

“We wanted to get married this summer, but Joe will be busy working and promoting ‘Magic Mike 2.’” The film, based on Channing Tatum’s time as a stripper, comes out July 1.

“We want to get married at a time when we can get away and make time for a honeymoon,” she added, “So the wedding will probably be later this year.” Manganiello jokingly chimed in: “I would love to get married this summer, but I’m going to be too busy promoting my male stripper movie!”

Ha. I seriously love these two as a couple. I don’t know anything about them, I’ve seen all of one episode of Modern Family, etc., but I just think they’re great for reasons I can’t even pinpoint. I actually think they’ll last. THEY MUST. Hotness like this must join forces for the good of us all.

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Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are likely an item

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Now here’s some news I think we can all get behind. After all, what’s better than two hot people being hot together? (More on that in the next story.) Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are apparently dating on the low or soon will be, but that rumour’s been floating around for months so I don’t know that it’s all that much of a secret.

From Hollywood Life:

“Lupita is totally up for a romance with Jared!” our source tells us. “She and her boyfriend K’naan split months ago and she’s definitely ready for a relationship with the right guy. She likes Jared … problem is that although Jared loves to flirt he doesn’t seem interested in taking it further than that. When they see each other Jared is so incredibly flirty always touching her and telling her how gorgeous she is. He even talks about taking her out but so far he hasn’t followed through.”

Our insider adds: “He says he’ll call, but then weeks and months go by before they see each other at another awards show.”

Oh no! So Jared Leto’s a flake, basically. Not a good sign – though I guess that explains why he’s 43 and still single. Hopefully these two can work something out because I think they’d be GREAT together.

For what it’s worth, they apparently spent the entire Vanity Fair Oscar afterparty together and were super flirty, so who knows what’s going to happen here.

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Did Kylie Jenner get butt implants?

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Kylie Jenner has grown up WAY ahead of her time – but that’s a surprise to exactly no one, considering the family she comes from. She hasn’t really enjoyed a “childhood”, to speak of, and in the period of about 18 months, she’s gone from looking like a pretty normal teenager to… Kim‘s doppelganger? In fact, it seems like her attempt to be like her older sister (HALF sister, many keep pointing out on Instagram) has gone to the next level and she may have even gotten ass implants, just like KimmyCakes – or at least that’s the rumour flying around since she posted the above photo to her account this week.

First of all, why is a 17-year-old feeling the need to look like this? There’s nothing sexual about it (because even though she’s REALLY trying hard to be a grown woman, she is still a child) and in fact, it just seems really desperate and sad. What is with the complete lack of self-worth in this family that makes the women desperate to use their bodies to get approval from the outside world? Kim’s one thing – she’s an adult and perfectly (and legally) capable of making her own (awful) decisions. But it’s really sad to see Kylie going down this path at such a young age and NO ONE is doing anything to get her any kind of help/calm her young ass down.

Then there’s this picture of Kylie with Kris:

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First of all, we can skip over the fact that Kris looks like a walking Gaussian blur filter. Second of all, why is Kylie literally sucking herself into to high heaven and simultaneously trying to push her butt out? Is Kim THAT much of a role model? This whole thing is such a mess and she needs to be stopped before it’s too late (though maybe it already is).

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Naya Rivera is pregnant, God help us all

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Naya Rivera is the Queen of Crazy and we all know it, but so far it’s all been relatively harmless since she’s a grown ass woman who’s not responsible for anyone but herself. That’s all about to change, however, as she and her sudden husband Ryan Dorsey are about to bring a child into this world. That’s right: Naya Rivera is pregnant.

The news was revealed on Naya’s website with the following pic and caption:

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We’re having a baby! Ryan and I feel so blessed and can’t wait to welcome the newest member of our family.

Oh man, something tells me this is NOT going to be good. But who knows, maybe I’m just being cynical. Maybe these two are in it for the long haul and it’s going to go super well and the wonder of pregnancy will actually make Naya’s insanity disappear rather than get worse. Fingers crossed!

Congrats to the happy couple, anyway.

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Jennifer Lawrence unveils new Dior campaign

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Jennifer Lawrence has already appeared in one successful (and beautiful!) Dior campaign, but a new season will be upon us sooner rather than later – I hope, anyway! This winter has SUCKED! – so it’s time for some new shots of Jen with some pretty clothes and bags and… a crocheted cardigan? Okay, let’s do this thing!

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The sweater is weird, right? We’re all on the same page about that? I mean, it’s Dior, so it probably costs about $1500, but it definitely looks like something your Memaw buys at a tag sale for .50c and maybe that’s the beauty of it.

More photos below, as well as a behind-the-scene video since we haven’t really been paying much attention to JLaw around these parts lately.

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Chris Brown: ‘Rihanna will never do better than me’

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Chris Brown is such a walking bag of dicks that I long ago lost words to describe him any more coherently or intelligently. He just fucking sucks. Funny enough, though, HE doesn’t think he sucks. In fact, he thinks he’s pretty amazing and that any woman should be so lucky to have him. Especially Rihanna! Yep, that’s right. Chris actually claimed during an interview with The Breakfast Club that Rihanna will never do better than him.

Here’s what he said when asked about Kanye West‘s line of “If you leave Mickey, you gon’ end up with Goofy/I imagine that’s what Chris told Karrueche” line in some Big Sean track that I don’t know or care about (not because I don’t love hip hop but because Big Sean is corny as hell).

Anyhooooooo…

“I feel what he meant by it, and I’m not just saying it as an arrogant statement. In any situation, when you look at yourself in a certain light – cocky or not – there’s nowhere else to go. Even with [Rihanna], who else you gonna go to? [...] Who else in this game she gonna go to? Some corny singing rapper? What she do now, I got respect for her and all that, whatever her choice is. But at the time, not to toot my own own, but who hotter than me?”

The curry I ate for dinner is hotter than you, Chris Brown. Literally everything on this planet is hotter than you.

But I mean, come on, maybe Chris is right. How good did Rihanna have it with him? He only beat the shit out of her and refused to apologize or show any remorse about it and instead raged by breaking windows and ripping his shirt off like The Hulk whenever anyone dared to point his violent behavior out to him. I’m sure he was an AWESOME boyfriend!

Also, not to point out the obvious here, but maybe it’s Chris that’s ended up with a Goofy, considering he ended up with a woman who… kinda looks exactly like Rihanna (or is doing her best impersonation). Get out of my face.

Oh, and one more thing – Chris also has thoughts on the whole Tyga/Kylie Jenner situation:

“Whatever decision my man wanna make, I’ma rock with him. I ain’t gonna fight none of his battles, but it’s just like whatever decision you make. We see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, so I feel like I’ll just tell him ‘Aye man, if you was dating some regular weak chick, you wouldn’t be talked about, nobody would care.”

If you want to torture yourself, you can watch/listen to the whole thing here. You can also skip to about the 27 minute mark, where Chris – classy, classy Chris – talks about wanting to get both Rihanna and Karreuche pregnant at the same time.

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