Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Usher Put His Dick On Snapchat

usher Was it an "accident" or was it totally and completely intentional that Usher kinda sorta forgot to blur out his whole dick when he posted a naked selfie on Snapchat yesterday? I'm going to go with the latter. Usher was giving fans a tour of his house — one which ended with him in the shower. Why you need to take a selfie in the shower (and why people aren't concerned about the damage the heat and moisture can do to your phone — and yes, I'm serious about my electronics) is beyond me, but Us...

Is It Time To Stop Talking About Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’ Yet?

beyonce In case you live under a rock, Beyonce unveiled her new album, Lemonade, alongside an hour-long HBO special that was basically just a continuous music video for every song on the album on Saturday. Of course, you had to have Tidal to listen to that album (unless you wanted to wait until the day after, when someone had taken the trouble to rip it and upload it in mp3 form), and now, unsurprisingly, the Internet won't shut up about it, and I'm already over it. I can't say I'm over Lemonade ...

Kirk Cameron Says God Wants Wives To Follow Their Husbands’ Leads

kirk cameron wife It should come as no surprise that Kirk Cameron is a psycho. He's a born-again evangelical Christian with puritanical views and zero brain power, so it's not a shocker to hear that he thinks women are born to serve the men they marry. Of course, these aren't his personal opinions — the Bible says women should "follow their husbands' leads", which... LOL, OK dumbass. From The Christian Post: "A lot of people don't know that marriage comes with instructions," Cameron explained. "And, we find...

President Donald Trump Wants Lena Dunham, Whoopi Goldberg To Leave The USA

donald trump lena dunham It's through gritted teeth that I have to admit that I agree with Lena Dunham and Whoopi Goldberg on the topic of Donald Trump, presidential hopeful and literal piece of shit. They think he's awful and claim that Trump taking political office is enough to want to leave the country over, and frankly, they're kinda right. Trump himself doesn't agree, though, and when he gets into the White House, well, he invites both Lena and Whoopi (and I suppose me) to get to steppin'. Here's what Trump had to say on Fox...

Surprise! James Franco Is “A Little Gay”

[caption id="attachment_163169" align="aligncenter" width="580"]poses at the Tribeca Film Festival Getty Images Studio on April 16, 2016 in New York City.[caption id="attachment_163169" align="aligncenter" width="580"] poses at the Tribeca Film Festival Getty Images Studio on April 16, 2016 in New York City.[/caption] I kinda tend to spend long stretches of time forgetting that James Franco even exists, and I can honestly say I've never spent more than, say, 15 seconds at a time ever thinking about his sexuality. I always kinda assumed he had a bit of a "queer essence" if you will (and I'm as gay as the day is long, so I know it when I see it), but it's not something I ever felt the need to navel gaz...

Prince Has Died, Aged 57

prince Holy shit, talk about sad and unexpected news. Prince was found dead at his home in Paisley Park, Minnesota on Thursday morning. It's unclear what the circumstances of the 57-year-old's death were — I imagine those details will emerge in the coming days/weeks — but it's certainly incredibly tragic to lose another legend. This tragedy occurred only about a week after Prince's plane had to make an emergency landing on April 15 in Illinois due to him having an undisclosed medical emergency...

Lindsay Lohan Is “Exploring” Islam, Apparently

lindsay lohan While Lindsay Lohan probably thought her engagement to some Russian billionaire was going to get her loads of press (and probably some acting jobs), apparently her phone hasn't been ringing quite enough for her liking. That's why she's had to come up with another story to hit the press, and she's gone with... exploring Islam? That's right, Lindsay is trying to figure out if she wants to become a Muslim, and it's a totally real spiritual journey and not at all yet another desperate and twisted cr...