This is sort of obligatory posting at this point. On Saturday Night Live this week, Paul Rudd was hosting with One Direction serving as musical guest and since Paul is promoting Anchorman 2 at the moment, the rest of the cast – including Will Ferrell – joined him at one point and then One Direction joined them and they all sang ‘Afternoon Delight’ together.
It was a nice little stunt, sure, and I bet there were people who ate it up, but I just found it all… a little boring and not at all exciting like they hoped it’d be. It certainly didn’t make me want to see the movie any more than I did before (which, I’ll probably see it when it’s out to rent/download, because I did love the first one), but who knows. Maybe all the One Direction fans will be flocking to the theatres now.
December 9, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you’re dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face?
Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer’s boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts feel like and what she can look forward to when she outgrows her training bra. I kid! I’m just so sick of Miley Cyrus existing.
On the up side, at least she’s releasing ‘Adore You’ as the next single. Now that IS a “banger”.
December 9, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
As you know, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are on a 22-day vegan journey to cleanse themselves of the deliciousness of animal byproducts. Three weeks without bacon, cheese and eggs sounds like absolute torture to me, but they’re all in and truly dedicating themselves to the cause. That’s why Beyoncé, glowing from her new-found luminous complexion which is clearly the results of eating only from the earth, headed out to Native Foods, a vegan restaurant in Hollywood, donning a fur coat. LOLLLLLLLL!
Who else do you know who would have the balls to go to a VEGAN RESTAURANT in a fucking fur coat? And don’t even try to tell me that she’s wearing faux fur. She’s Beyoncé, ya turkey. She doesn’t wear faux fur. This just screams hilariousness to me. 5 out of 5, would view again.
December 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Lady GaGa has never been particularly shy about her love of illegal substances, and while she swears she’s off the hard shit, she still likes to pass the dutchie on the left hand side – or the gold plated bong or whatever she smokes from. Apparently it help her “forget her fame” and feel like the rest of us peons or whatever.
Here’s what she said on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man, which was on last night:
“Yes, all of those things, but you know the thing that I really fell in love with about it is that I completely forget that I’m famous. Just totally forget about it, and I just take a puff and I’m me when I was 17 again, in my white go-go boots, looking for a job on the Lower East Side, and there’s something quite creative and liberating about it.”
“Because that’s the one thing for me that’s difficult about being famous. I love being able to sing and perform and dance for all of you, but the stuff in between is maybe not exactly what makes me tick, if that makes any sense? The thing that I really care about is being on a stage, and ‘Applause’ – my first single from this album [ARTPOP], is about that very thing, I’m sort of an old-fashioned showbusiness kind of a girl.”
Uhhhhhhh… please tell me in what sense she’s “old-fashioned”? Please, literally just name one. Also, I think Lady GaGa might be the only person in humanity who smokes to remember what life was like at 17. Christ.
December 7, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Not so long ago, Kelly Clarkson wouldn’t shut up about how badly she wanted her new husband Brandon Blackstock to knock her up in time for Christmas. She actually got her wish (though something tells me she already had it when she was pretending otherwise), and she’s actually realised pregnancy isn’t all that fun. In fact, it downright sucks, and that whole “motherly glow” thing might be a load of bullshit.
From The Ellen DeGeneres Show (via DS):
“I vomit a good dozen times a day,” she said during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
“It’s, like, bad. I vomited before coming out here and I had a peppermint so you didn’t [know]! I’m not even kidding, it’s so bad… it’s like so gross.”
Welcome to what most people’s pregnancies are like – especially the first time around. It’s no mystery that the first trimester tends to suck, and morning sickness is a pretty universally known thing, girl.
Well, Kelly isn’t out of her first trimester and is already showing – I’d say it’s gonna be a boy. Or twins! TWO BABIES! AH!!!
December 7, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
When you think of fairy princesses and dashing white knights, the last person you usually think of is Sharon Osbourne. However, I’ve got some news for you: she’s working on a Disney children’s book. Like, for kids. The folks at Disney Publishing Worldwide and Parragon Books have signed a deal with Mrs. O to write Jake and the Never Land Pirates: Mama Hook Knows Best.
Apparently there’s a TV series at the moment called Jake and the Never Land Pirates in which Sharon voices Jake’s mother, so this book will be in line with that series. Who knew? Here’s her statement on the project:
“I have such a wonderful time playing Mama Hook on Jake and the Never Land Pirates.
“To be able to take that role to the book world and share Mama Hook’s stories with families around the world is an honor. I hope kids enjoy reading Mama Hook’s pirate tales and continue to fall in love with her, just as I have.”
I suppose Sharon “Fuck off, The View” Osbourne isn’t your #1 candidate for kid-friendly material, but who knows, it’ll probably be good.