Scarlett Johansson hasn’t been very interesting in a while, but good for her. She’s working and splitting her time between here and Paris, where she lives with her French boyfriend, captain douche creative agency manager Romain Dauriac.
I guess because she’s très French she was selected to be the cover girl of the first ever French Vanity Fair. I don’t think I’ve ever seen better uncanny valley CGI work than whatever Scarlett Johansson this is. It’s like they got Pixar to do this one.
In case you forgot, this is what Scarlett Johansson looks like:
Yeah, I know, styling/make up/lighting/photoshop makes a difference and it’s not nearly as bad as the whole Debra Messing thing. Still, my battle cry remains the same: FREE SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S THIGHS!
Although actually, girl’s been looking a little I Am Robot lately.
to be honest it looks more like natalie dormer than scarjo
I live above a cafe where they play the accordion, seriously? That’s a magazine cover quote.