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Scarlett Johansson Can Wear a Ring Without Being Engaged, People

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So yeah, Scarlett Johansson has been dating that French bro Romain Dauriac for a few months now, and since Lord knows women can’t date men without wanting them to put a ring on their finger with the quickness, it was only a matter of time before the engagement rumours started. The New York Daily News published the above photo and then zoomed in on it approximately 500x in order to spot some “engagement bling” on Scarlett’s pretty little hand:

Wow, that’s… conclusive. So, she’s wearing a ring on her wedding finger and she’s in a relationship. When’s the ceremony? I haven’t even bought my dress yet! Pfft. Even I have an “engagement ring” I wear out on the subway to keep weirdos from talking to me and just because I got it on Etsy and it’s pretty and I like it. That doesn’t mean you should cue up ‘Here Comes the Bride’ anytime soon.

Let’s not forget that Scarlett herself said a couple of months back that she never thinks about marriage (especially after her first with Ryan Reynolds ended) and she doesn’t really think tying the knot is all that important. Agreed! Someone can be your life partner without $15k going down the drain and a piece of paper deeming it so.

Because this is the world we live in, Scarlett’s rep had to speak out and debunk this bullshit, saying simply: “Scarlett is absolutely not engaged.”

Well, that clears that up.

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