Oh sweet, sloth-loving, cute-as-a-button little Kristen Bell. Ain’t she the sweetest? (That sounds like I’m being an asshole but I’m really not, for once!) Earlier this year, Kristen and husband Dax Shepard had a baby girl called Lincoln. Both mom and baby were happy and healthy, but that’s not what we care about. No, we want to know how she lost the baby weight. After all, that is the most important question in the world, and the most important thing a woman can do after growing a human being and then pushing it out of her vagina (or having a C-section, not hating!). WHAT ABOUT THE BABY WEIGHT, the world cries. Well, just act like a normal fucking person and eat well and work out, obviously.
From USA Today:
“I got off my butt and got to the gym,” says Bell.
Of course it didn’t hurt that she had the inspiration of hosting the CMT Music Awards this month. It was a handy prompt during low energy moments.
“I really have no secret, I started working out when the doctor told me that I could and I kind of put the pedal to the metal,” says Bell, who voices the heroine Anna in Disney’s Frozen out in November. “I’m not doing anything unhealthy and I never would. But I’m trying to eat clean and keep everything on track as best as possible.”
Bell ate clean, which meant a lot of salads, fruit and vegetables, and she cut back on her desserts.
You know, just a note to the journalists in the world when you sit down to interview anyone – a public figure or anyone else. It’s so cliché and stupid to ask a woman about her body, whether she just had a baby or she just happens to be super in shape (or, on the opposite side of the spectrum). What’s your secret? Well, it’s the world’s secret: you burn more calories than you put in your body, creating a deficit that leads to weight loss. It’s not rocket science. Christ.
June 19, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis were together for a long ass time before splitting about a year ago. There were lots of stories floating around about infidelity, Johnny getting bored, etc, but that’s neither here nor there. He’s all loved up with Amber Heard now, but he’s finally opening up about the mother of his children.
From Rolling Stone:
“The last couple years have been a bit bumpy. At times, certainly unpleasant, but that’s the nature of break-ups, I guess, especially when there are kiddies involved.”
“So for whatever reason that ceases, it doesn’t stop the fact that you care for that person, and they’re the mother of your kids, and you’ll always know each other, and you’re always gonna be in each other’s lives because of those kids. You might as well make the best of it.”
June 19, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Miley, girl, I’m trying to stick with you. I want to be there for you through this difficult time but you’re not making it easy, especially when you think your new music is great and start talking shit about your old stuff, which was POP GOLD. Hello, ‘Party In the USA’? ‘See You Again’? ‘The Climb’? I don’t think I need to go on here.
“Right now, when people go to iTunes and listen to my old music, it’s so irritating to me because I can’t just erase that stuff and start over,” she says. “My last record [2009's EDM-inflected Can't Be Tamed] I feel so disconnected from-I was 16 or 17 when I made it. When you’re in your 20s, you just don’t really know that person anymore.”
Cyrus herself says, “I want to start as a new artist. I consider my upcoming album my first, really.”
Well, Miley, that’s called growing up. I love that she acts like all of these realisations are brand new to the human race and no one else has ever been through them. Everyone thinks the teenage version of themselves is totally cornball – that’s just the way these things work. I don’t expect her to think her old shit was amazing (it was pretty gold standard in places, as far as pop music goes) but don’t hate on it, girl. Those songs and your past are the reason you can afford to make shitty “music” now and sit on your ass doing Molly and smoking weed while you “find yourself“.
Now, let’s relive ‘Party In the USA’ and try to forget that locker room interview she did after this came out when she said she has never listened to Jay-Z and didn’t know anything about rap because she’s so country. LOL!
June 19, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
I’m not even gonna lie – Anchorman was my shit for the longest time. That part when Ron Burgundy is doing the flute performance and he sucks up the liquor and lights the end on fire? HILARIOUS! That movie has quotes for days and I was stupid enough to use them for a long ass time. To be perfectly frank, I still throw a “Ham and eggs comin’ atcha, get your griddles out!” every once in a while, and I’m not ashamed.
In any case, the sequel, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, has been a long time coming but it’s just about here. The trailer’s here, that’s for sure. Pretty much everyone from the first film is back, including Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and Christina Applegate. There are a shit ton of other big names this time around, as well, including Nicole Kidman, Liam Neeson, Amy Poehler, Meagan Good, Sacha Baron Cohen, Kanye West, Drake, Harrison Ford, Tina Fey, Kristen Wiig, Jim Carrey and James Marsden. That’s right, Kanye and Drake. LOL!
What do you think? Will you see Anchorman 2? Did you like the first? The release date is set for December 20.
June 19, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Newsflash: Miley Cyrus really likes smoking weed [ICYDK]
Melissa Joan Hart needs to explain that ass [The Superficial]
This is what Farrah Abraham’s D-cups look like [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Robert Pattinson is kissing a new woman and there are pics [Lainey Gossip]
Mariah Carey in a bikini is not an unpleasant thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Rihanna did that thing with her crotch again – you know the one [Amy Grindhouse]
Does Armie Hammer look like a sadist to you? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Courtney Stodden feels more like a woman after those implants [Starpulse]
Serena Williams needs to shut the hell up about the Steubenville case [The Frisky]
Angelina Jolie’s friend got hacked by the Murdoch scandal [Celebitchy]
Well, that’s a revealing look up Kate Moss’s skirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kim Kardashian didn’t even have a baby name prepared [The Superficial]
Kristen Bell is back in Veronica Mars mode [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Brook still can’t seem to get dressed [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Demi Moore is still alive out there, don’t forget [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh great, CNN says Nigella Lawson looks “subservient” in abuse photos [The Frisky]
Darren Criss is really into this whole grooming thing [Socialite Life]
Anna Kendrick is looking more and more grown up every day [Splash News Online]
Is John Mayer’s new single really about Taylor Swift? [Celebitchy]
Does anyone actually care about ‘Community’ and Dan Harmon? [PopBytes]
June 19, 2013 at 8:31 am by Jennifer
Rihanna always insists she lives the thug life, and while rolling blunts in your Chanel stilettos while lying on silk sheets may not scream “hood” to anyone here, this story sure will (in the best way possible). Our dear RiRi was walking through the crowd as she performed ‘We Found Love’ during her show in Birmingham, England when a fan grabbed her arm a little too aggressively and wouldn’t let go. While she tried to pull away without incident (and security was walking along with her), this audience bitch decided to hang on tightly, so Rihanna did what anyone would: she turned around and smacked them (we don’t see if it’s a man or woman) in the face with her mic. A job well done, I’d say.
Listen, y’all know I don’t advocate violence of any kind, but no one was hurt here (yes, I’m assuming) and Rihanna didn’t just start throwing bows for something to do. When someone won’t get their hands off you despite your repeated attempts to get away from them, sometimes you gotta use physical force for your own well-being. So yes, I’m pulling the “self-defense” card here for Rihanna. No, I’m not saying she was going to be hurt, but that still doesn’t give any stranger (or non-stranger) the right to put their hands on you and not remove them when you ask, verbally or by PULLING AWAY.
Anyhow, here’s video of the incident if you’d like to see for yourself: