Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Santa’s North Pole Home estimated at $650k

How cute are the folks at Zillow? No promotion here. I just stumbled on this because I’m on the site a lot.  The real estate site has put together a listing for the jolly residence and its… mostly like you’d expect.

The home clocks in at a modest 2,500 sq ft and has 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, but it’s the listing description that really sells the place.

A toy-lover’s paradise nestled on 25 idyllic acres at the North Pole – perfect for spirited reindeer games. The home, constructed in the 1800s of gorgeous old-growth timber logged on site, is steeped in Old World charm but offers modern-day amenities, thanks to a 2013 renovation.

Over the river and through the woods is a state-of-the-art toy-making facility with workstations for 50 diminutive craftsmen. Nearby are a garage, with space for Santa’s all-weather sleigh, and stables that board eight live-in reindeer, plus a bonus stall for red-nosed company, eagerly awaiting Christmas Eve.  

 

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