Carrie Underwood is a fine celebrity, right? She’s all upstanding and shit, designing her own “activewear” — but even celebrities such as these make mistakes. She reminds me of a really pretty cat that you want to pet that won’t let you. You zone in your hand to pet its head, and it swats you away. And you’re like, “Bad! Bad Buttons!” And the cat is like, LOL TRY AGAIN BRO.
When your dogs manage to lock themselves, all your stuff & the baby in the car & you have to break a window to get in. #WhatAreTheChances
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) July 11, 2015
Uhhh…IDK what the chances are, Carrie, but probably not very good? Like who honestly worries that their canines are looking to lock themselves in their car with your baby? Who does this really happen to? Yes, I’ve heard the tragic stories about parents forgetting their kid was in the car and leaving them, but this is a whole new level — you actually realized the kid was in the car, and couldn’t get him out? Because your dogs locked it? Are these super-smart dogs? Are they baby-genius level dogs? Or are you just really dumb?
I mean, I don’t know if you would consider this judging her parenting skills, but if you think that’s what I’m doing, then yeah, come at me, because I honestly don’t understand how the hell this could happen. Who does this??
That being said: parents, please share your misadventures of leaving your kids in places you shouldn’t and what happened. Because I am honestly curious as f-ck, and I won’t judge you, because you are Evil Beet readers, and not people on a Carrie Underwood level, and yeah, I guess that’s an insult To Ms. Underwood, and you know what? I don’t give a fig. The only REAL Ms. Underwood is Claire, you dig?