The perpetually skinny as f-ck Kate Bosworth got married this weekend in the middle of nowhere, Montana. She married writer/director Michael Polish. Martha Stewart is totally psyched. She featured their wedding on Martha Stewart Weddings website. This means we get some details about the wedding, like what they gave guests. Spoiler alert: personal cacti!!
And burlap totes containing “locally bottled huckleberry soda” and “a handwritten message from the duo” (Martha Stewart Weddings).
They were married on a ranch in Montana surrounded by nothing. Their wedding had a “creative director.” It was described as “rustic” with “old-world charm.” Congrats, Kate Bosworth.
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