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Kate Bosworth Got Married And Martha Stewart Is Psyched!

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The perpetually skinny as f-ck Kate Bosworth got married this weekend in the middle of nowhere, Montana. She married writer/director Michael Polish. Martha Stewart is totally psyched. She featured their wedding on Martha Stewart Weddings website. This means we get some details about the wedding, like what they gave guests. Spoiler alert: personal cacti!!

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And burlap totes containing “locally bottled huckleberry soda” and “a handwritten message from the duo” (Martha Stewart Weddings).

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They were married on a ranch in Montana surrounded by nothing. Their wedding had a “creative director.” It was described as “rustic” with “old-world charm.” Congrats, Kate Bosworth.

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  • my parents didn’t have a euro cent (well, back then a peseta) when they married so they went over to the civil court and then invited everyone to a local bar where they ate normal food and had a nice little party. I just don’t get why people go into debt for their weddings?? Like, it’s a day?? Wouldn’t you rather save that money for your life or honeymoon?? My cousin paid through her teeth for her wedding and I remember her asking people for help to pay for the wedding reception ON THE SPOT, like literally DURING the reception, dressed in her wedding gown, because she literally didn’t have enough money and if that isn’t embarrassing… Well.

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