Russell Brand is getting lots of material out of his marriage to Katy Perry. On his new comedy tour, he’s got some real zingers in there. You know, the whole “monogamy is so hard” bit. From Daily News:
…the funny-man joked that after his divorce he considered becoming a monk. ”When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone,” Brand reportedly said. “When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different.”
To the 38-year-old comedian being married to one person is apparently no different than being celibate. He went on to quip that he would often have to fantasize about other women.
“I’d be having sex thinking, ‘think of anyone, anyone else.’”
The monk comment was pretty funny. That second part was just hurtful. If this is bumming you out too much, skip on over to our Russell Brand appreciation post.