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Lohan Is Out Of Rehab!

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Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, so let the games begin, I guess. But not for Lohan, she’s gotta get to work. The rest of us can catch her movie and sit on the sidelines and question her fashion choices, because Jesus, what is up with this socks and ankle boots combo? From the knees up her outfit says Woodstock and from the knees down it says Mrs. Doubtfire. But congratulations, Lindsay, for completing your court-ordered rehab. From here she is on her way to something called a sober coach to spend “three or four days in a lower level sober living facility” (TMZ via Daily Mail.) I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like a good idea. As of now, it seems like Lohan is sticking with her plan of moving home or staying in NYC, neither of which are very good options. Best of luck to you, Mrs. Lohan. Jesus loves you more than you will know. Or at least kinda likes you.

 

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  • I can’t stand her. I don’t care how “clean” she is. She’s another mental midget. She acts like a 4 year old. It’s disturbing and such a turn off. Watching her act is like watching a developmentally disabled girl play the genius in a major film – too distracting to be good or enjoyable. Meow.

  • Tha fuck is she wearing?? All you have to do is look at her to know she’s ALREADY back on the bad shit.

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