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Behold: The Only Positive Review For Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie

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Lindsay Lohan‘s newest beautiful disaster of a film, The Canyons, is finally out. It is not getting good reviews, so far. And let’s be real, the slew of bad reviews will likely continue. But there is one positive review for…sort of. It’s from Variety. Film critic Scott Foundas compliments director Paul Schrader. As for Lohan, he described her performance as,

like Marlon Brando’s in “Last Tango in Paris,” [it] comes across as some uncanny conflagration of drama and autobiography. Lohan may not go as deep or as far as Brando, but with her puffy skin, gaudy hoop earrings and thick eye makeup, there’s a little-girl-lost quality to the onetime Disney teen princess that’s very affecting. Whenever she’s onscreen, she projects a sense of just barely holding on to that precarious slide area in the shadow of the Hollywood sign.

I guess there’s a good word in there? Lohan and her puffy face praised the review on twitter, tweeting from rehab,

“Wow…humbled and feeling so much gratitude http://variety.com/2013/film/reviews/the-canyons-review-1200567452/ …” – #teamlohan

Alright, “Team Lohan.” Don’t stop believing.

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