Blind Gossip has a fun one about an actress who was a total bitch on a recent flight to JFK. I think I’ve narrowed it down. First the blind, then my guesses:
This very famous 30-ish actress flew into JFK a month or so ago on a commercial airline. It was not a pleasant trip for those around her.
Prior to the flight, she sat in the boarding area far away from everyone, with her head down so that no one could look at her.
When the gate agent and the flight attendants said “Good morning!” and “Welcome aboard!” on her way into the aircraft, she simply glared at them and turned her head away. She sat in Row 1, Seat 1A with a female companion (who may have been her assistant) beside her.
The First Class flight attendants started service. When the FA asked the award nominated/winning actress if she wanted something to drink, the actress ignored her and just stared out the window. The FA assumed that the celeb could not hear her, so she asked again, “Would you care for something to drink?”
The actress whipped her head around, glared at the FA, looked her up and down with disgust, and then turned her head away again. Her assistant addressed the FA. “That means ‘No’.”
The only time the actress spoke during the entire flight was to her assistant… and it was to make fun of the way way that other people on the plane looked! An FA reports that, “She looked very unhealthy herself, so it was especially odd to hear her criticize other people so loudly. [The actress’] face was completely broken out with acne, and she was so thin that they could see her ribs in her back through her shirt.”
Upon deplaning, she did not get off with the rest of the passengers, but instead sat with her head covered until everyone was gone, and then deplaned with her companion carrying all of her bags.
Despite the actress’ rude and unprofessional behavior, the FAs and the other passengers kept their cool throughout the flight… but they do hope that she will choose to fly privately from now on.
Okay, so, I looked at all photos I could find of actresses at airports from last month and the month before. There aren’t many photos of celebs at JFK, but there are lots of paparazzi photos of celebs at LAX, naturally. I have to assume that they left from LAX.
Now the classic guess is Cameron Diaz because she’s known for having bad skin (poor dear). But Diaz has been 40 for almost a year now. Not exactly “30”-ish. This totally sounds like it could be Gwyneth but again, she’s not 30-ish, plus I’m sure Gwyneth can get her own plane. Also “30”-ish leads me to believe the actress is either in her very late 20’s or very early 30’s or maybe isn’t going to be 30 for that much longer.
This sounds like it could also fit Reese Witherspoon but even though she’s been flying a lot lately, she’s been with her husband or kids every time. Also she’s 37. Of course, anyone could fly to JFK with one person and leave with others, but to make this easier, I’m going to have to only focus on those without their husband/kids.
Here’s my guess:
She was in NYC in June filming a movie. She was photographed at LAX in April. Because she’s been filming a movie, she’s gotten pretty skinny. She is 30. She is an academy award winner. She is known for not being very nice. Maybe she was having a bad skin day.
My other guesses were Eva Longoria and Kristen Wiig but I wouldn’t consider them “very famous” and they’re both closer to 40.
Who are your guesses?