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2Let’s Pray This One Isn’t True: Lindsay Lohan Looking For Sperm Donors

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Lindsay Lohan just got a pretty sweet $2 million dollar deal from Oprah so maybe she’s riding high on that and isn’t thinking clearly, because she’s (allegedly) looking for sperm donors because she wants a baby — like, now. Apparently she thinks having a baby will force her to turn her life around. NEVER HAVE CHILDREN FOR THIS REASON. BABIES SHOULD NOT BE BORN INTO THE WORLD WITH JOBS TO DO. YOU GOTTA FIGURE YOUR OWN SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS. THEY DON’T NEED YOUR SHIT.

From National Enquirer:

“Lindsay’s approached several male friends and asked them to be sperm donors,” said My Lohan Spy.

“She thinks having a baby will keep her on the straight and narrow! She has it in her head that she’s totally clean, and wants a baby because she feels it’s the one thing that would keep her grounded. She’s talked about having a baby before, which we all thought was ridiculous, and we still can’t believe she’s thinking about it now – but she’s actively trying to recruit sperm-daddies!

“One guy Lindsay contacted told her, ‘You’re joking, right?’ When she told him she wasn’t, he turned her down flat, saying, ‘You’re still in rehab! Why don’t you wait and see if you can take care of yourself before you think about bringing a kid into the world.’”

A+ response from that guy. Who wants to bet it was one of her former assistants or James Deen? Who else would it be, she doesn’t really have any friends anymore. Oh God, or Charlie Sheen.

July 20, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

2 Responses to “Let’s Pray This One Isn’t True: Lindsay Lohan Looking For Sperm Donors”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Has the baby, after four weeks arrives home.. Gives the kid to mama and says.. ‘Here you go! So, are you pleased, now leave me the hell alone, you and dad fight it out.. don’t call.. EVER!’ and storms out.. Does one wonder whom she is personally addressing or is it both of them?

  2. louie louie says:

    She is looking for a “sperm daddy bank” someone who will knock her up and pay her child support for 18 yrs because the Oprah deal wil be her last pay cheque When nobody watches and everyone else finally realizes she is not interesting at all and nobody cares about her.

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