We haven’t heard much from Amanda Bynes this past week, but then again, I guess it’s hard to tweet when you’re allegedly going under the knife all the time. That’s right – Amanda Bynes is having more surgery. She loves surgery! Surgery for everyone! Who doesn’t love surgery?! Amanda says she’s just going to keep on getting more and more surgery so that she can look good for her wedding day with some mystery bro she’s in love with. Hint: It’s not Drake. Oh, lord.
I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I'm In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 3, 2013
I'm In Love With Someone Else Who I Do Not Follow On Twitter Who Is The Most Gorgeous Man I Know But Drake Comes In Second
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 2, 2013
Uh… okay. But here’s the best part: She also claims that she wants to be paid a million bucks for having her mind “illegally read” and has celebrated getting down to 114lbs. And you want to tell me this girl isn’t totally fucking nuts?
I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 1, 2013
I just weighed myself and I'm 114! Only 14lbs closer to 100!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) July 3, 2013
This is not going to end well, I can tell you that.