Lindsay Lohan is like, so not a fan of rehab. She’s like Goldilocks with them, too. Except instead of worrying about porridge temperatures and bed sizes, her main concerns are which rehab facilities will let her use adderall and smoke cigarettes. And she’s determined to find one that’s just right. So far, she’s been able to go rehab hopping to heart’s content, because for whatever reason, the judge keeps allowing it. I guess anything to keep her off the streets.
From ABC News:
Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, Calif., according to her lawyer, after beginning her court-mandated, three-month rehab stint at the facility last month.
“Lindsay is grateful for the treatment she received at the Betty Ford Center,” her lawyer, Shawn Holley, told ABC News in a prepared statement. “She has completed her course of treatment there and looks forward to continuing her treatment and building on the foundation established at Betty Ford.”
To complete her mandatory rehab sentence, Lohan has reportedly checked into another rehab facility in Malibu, Calif., a source told People magazine, that is “better suited for long-term care.”
Let me make a wild guess on the facility: Promises? I’d bet on it.
Yeah, this was not the original plan, but I guess if everyone’s okay with it, I have no reason not to be. Michael Lohan‘s probably not okay with it though, since he was rooting for her to go to Palm Springs.