Lindsay Lohan bullshit is driving me crazy, I can’t even I CAN’T. Do you know what she did? Well, the answer is always “whatever the hell she wanted” and this time it’s no different. Except this time, she could actually go to jail. We say that a lot. Will it be different this time? Could be and here’s why. Despite her lackluster efforts, Lohan is due in rehab in NYC tomorrow and is seriously violating her plea deal by instead taking off for a rehab facility in California that was not approved. And why is she doing this? Because the facility in NYC doesn’t allow cigarette smoking.
If TMZ is to be believed, here’s the rest of the story.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Lindsay is about to board a private jet in NYC.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay’s lawyer and prosecutors agreed she would enter the Seafield Center rehab facility in Westhampton Beach, New York. She’s required to show up by tomorrow morning.
But as we reported earlier, Lindsay was freaked out because Seafield won’t allow her to smoke. We’re told she may be headed for Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, CA … which does allow smoking.
Problem is …. prosecutors did NOT sign off on Morningside. What’s more … we’ve learned NO ONE from Lindsay’s camp has contacted either the L.A. City Attorney or the Santa Monica City Attorney to get the change of plans approved.
In short … by not entering Seafield … Lindsay has violated her plea deal. Lindsay’s lawyers are in court tomorrow along with prosecutors, where her attorneys are required to show proof of enrollment in Seafield. It’s a good bet the judge is going to be pissed, and a better bet prosecutors will be pissed.
If the judge believes Lindsay has violated the deal, he can throw her in jail for 90 days.
Can’t believe I’m agreeing with Team Tara but since Lohan is so adept at getting away with ridiculous bullshit, she probably won’t be jailed or have to deal with any sort of fallout. Which is effing ridiculous. Earlier she posted this stupid photo on her Instagram account (which she then deleted) with the caption, “90 days and 270 looks”:
Oh hey, also, WHO KEEPS LETTING HER USE THEIR PRIVATE PLANES? Pink Energy Drink bailed her out the last time she had a last minute flying across the country deadline. Who’s helping her out this time? STOP LETTING HER ESCAPE. KEEP HER CONTAINED AND QUARANTINED. LIKE A VIRUS.