Gwyneth Paltrow AKA The Most Beautiful Woman In The World smells like really bad you guys, okay? That’s what some people were saying about her at The Met Ball. Which would explain why Ms. Paltrow was having such an oh-so-terrible time. She did say it was “boiling“. From The National Enquirer, a “close source” (GET IT?) says,
Poor Gwyneth looked picture-perfect, but it must have been the hot lights that caused her to be a little strong on the nose. It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think she had a clue. I saw at least two people wave their hands in front of their noses after passing her. Gwyneth has heard that aluminum is supposedly carcinogenic, and that putting an aluminum-based deodorant directly on those sensitive armpit glands can increase the chances of breast cancer.
Downside is that the more natural deodorants don’t control smell as effectively. I learned that mistake the hard way. Las Vegas. So I get it, Gwyneth.
I know, I know, she’s such an easy target. Poor girl.