Jon Hamm had a scare when his smoke alarm went off and two huge f-cking firetrucks raced to his Los Feliz home. I gotta find this place. (For research.) I knew he lived in my neighborhood because he showed up at my bar once but I didn’t think it was him because it didn’t look anything like him. But that’s a whole other story that none of you want to hear, so in conclusion, I saw Jon Hamm and was disappointed and I probably drink too much.
TMZ has photos and details. Apparently this is what Jon Hamm’s house/apartment/whatever looks like:
Not what I expected.
Firefighters raced to Jon Hamm’s Los Feliz home this morning after a smoke alarm went off … but fear not, TMZ has learned the “Mad Men” star was never in any real danger.
Two fire trucks rolled up at 9:19 AM and firefighters went inside … by 9:22 AM, they were on their way out after determining the whole thing was a false alarm.
We spent 10 minutes trying to think of a Jon Hamm “fire hose” joke … but couldn’t — so, feel free to insert your own here.
Okay, how about, “It was reported that the firefighters couldn’t use their hose because it was ‘too intimidated.'”