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4People Really Want To Believe That January Jones And Liam Hemsworth Are A Thing

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Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, and January Jones are apparently all part of one big crazy super secret love triangle. This whole thing started at an Oscar party, where January Jones and Liam Hemsworth flirted and then allegedly left the party together, though honestly that doesn’t even look like him the car, but whatever. People started saying that he and Miley were done. Then they started saying that Mr. H was flirting with someone at the party but that it was Emma Watson. Then break-up rumors start happening. Miley and Mr. Hemsworth insist that they are still getting married. Then Miley’s stupid dad says on national TV that he’s not sure if their wedding will actually happen.

I am really, really hungry.

Anyway here are some new “reports” as brought to you by Entertainmentwise:

The couple sparked rumours of a fling after they were spotted leaving a party together in February and now, two months later, have been accused of contacting each other behind the back of the Hannah Montana star.

“Miley couldn’t believe it!” a source reportedly told the National Enqurier. “As if the embarrassment over Liam’s fling with January wasn’t bad enough, to find out that he’s still in touch with her is pretty much the nail in the coffin as far as their rela­tionship is concerned.”

No way in hell any of this is true. No chance Liam Hemsworth ever texted January Jones. If he did, it went like this:

LIAM HEMSWORTH: hey
JANUARY JONES: Hi?
HEMSWORTH: sup ;)
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: liam, yo
JONES: …who?
HEMSWORTH: wait, who is this
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: i think i got the wrong # lol

If this rumors are true, however, I will be very entertained.

April 18, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4 Responses to “People Really Want To Believe That January Jones And Liam Hemsworth Are A Thing”

  1. Sharyn says:

    He probably wanted to know what it was like to be with a woman.

  2. Jacq says:

    I don’t know how she is in real life, so I don’t know if I could see them hooking up. I haven’t seen her films, and have only heard one or two red carpet interviews. I only know her as Betty and Fat Betty, so I think that’s why she’s in my head as such an ice queen. Plus, the paternity mystery/scandal (we all know who that baby’s daddy is…) so that isn’t working for her image at all. I honestly don’t see Liam being interested in someone with a kid.

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