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Joe Jonas Denies Using a Ball Gag, Having a Sex Tape

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Joe Jonas, one of the Jonas brothers three, is accused of having a sex tape out there with his hipster-looking girlfriend. A sex tape with some kinky stuff. But the curly haired Jonas Brother dismissed it via Twitter, tweeting:

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I loled.

Whether it’s real or not, you’d be really surprised by what some seemingly clean-cut guys (with maybe small penises) are into…

BlindGossip has alllll of the explicit details of the alleged tape:

The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America.

The people who were in the room while the tape was being made were Joe, Blanda, and the photographer/videographer. The p/v is a friend of the couple, and was asked to shoot the video because they both trusted him. In addition to the video, he also took some very explicit nude photos of the couple.

At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear on the final cut. Both Joe and Blanda start out sober but appear to be inebriated by the end of it.

BlindGossip.com has received multiple tips over the past year from people close to Joe Jonas. They report that he is very depressed about his career and that his drug and alcohol use has spiraled out of control. They are most concerned about his frequent use of hard drugs and his close association with others who use cocaine and heroin. They say that he has lost almost 20 lbs over the past couple of months and attribute it to his drug use. They also report that his substance abuse has increased significantly in both quantity and frequency since he began dating Eggenschwiler in 2012.

The Jonas family has been acutely aware of Joe’s drinking and drug habits for over a year. They have encouraged him to seek treatment, but he has thus far refused, adamantly insisting that he does not have a problem. Since he is an adult, they cannot force him to go to rehab.

Our sources tell us that Blanda planned the sex tape as a way to bolster her own fame and to make money. She encouraged Joe to participate, recruited the professional photographer/videographer, provided the sex toys, and directed all of the action.

Eggenschwiler has been working in conjunction with a celebrity sex tape distributor to facilitate the release of the video. She will receive a 35% cut of the video’s revenues. Since we broke the story before the official April 3rd release date, we believe that the distributor will now accelerate his time frame and will start contacting media outlets in the next 24 hours in an attempt to sell the tape and photos.

Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.” Eggenschwiler will deny her involvement in the distribution of the tape, and will express embarrassment about its release in the hopes of avoiding a backlash from Jonas supporters.

While Jonas actively participated in the creation of the tape, we do not know if he is aware that Eggenschwiler has given the tape to a distributor and that she has a significant financial stake in its sale.

4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Right now I’m still kind of hoping the tape not going to be released. (I somehow have absolutely no trouble believing that there is a sex tape of these two.)
    But if they really release it, I’m crossing my fingers it will backfire on that Eggenschwiler girl and she’ll disappear into nothingness. She’s the biggest fame whore out there (and my, do we have some quality fame whores or what), and she’s so much more destructive as any of the others. Joe Jonas looks seriously ill since they’re dating.
    If Eggenschwiler really goes the Kim Kardashian road, I will never stop puking again.
    If I could never have to hear/read her name again, yeah, that would be great.

  • awesome. release it. bring down the former jonas empire. oh oh! what if……jonas’ PR team is in on this, it’s all words/strictly gossip, and all to convince the public he’s not gay, when in fact he loves shmokin’ cock? i’d put money on that last option right there…

  • I have no doubt this tape exists. BG has wayyyyy to much specific info. Boy, did this answer come out of left field, though. Everyone thought it was Clooney/Keibler/Baby. This does relate to long-standing items that revealed his druggie lifestyle. I, too, think this is going to backfire on her. All she is is an addict & opportunist.

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