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Gwyneth Posts More Than $400k Worth Of Favorite Spring Fashion On Her Blog

Gwyneth Paltrow posted some of her favorite new spring items on her site, GOOP. We’ve blogged a lot about Ms. Paltrow lately; of her marriage, her gluten-free/basically everything-free diet, and health scares. None of this is with malicious intent.

There’s no real hate or anything for GPal. To quote our lovely Jennifer, “I like Gwyneth for comedic value. I think Lindy West got it spot on when she wrote: “Commitment to whimsy + clueless gusto + impenetrable privilege = the world’s best comedy.” Amen, sister.” I love her blissful ignorance, her assumption that people consider a Valentino iPad case a spring “must-have.”

So here you go. A fashion spread starring Gwyneth for Goop, featuring $458,003 worth of stuff from Net-A-Porter. The high cut shirt and orange shorts are a particular head-scratcher for me.


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  • Gwynn knows these items are unattainable for many women, and I truly think she gets her jollies flaunting her “wealth” in their faces. Chic has problems.

  • Eh whatever. I don’t love any of the outfits, the jeans look like horrendous ‘mom’ jeans and none of the outfits are ‘OMG must have!’. So she can keep her overpriced pieces and I’ll keep buying my clothes from places I love and have pieces that are more flattering and affordable.

  • Now, look at these photos. Look at them. Can you believe there have been rumours that this woman is having an affair with Jay-Z? I mean … what?!

  • I LOVE the orange shorts. Really. But in the real world all of this means nothing. Being healthy and having access to resources is what makes prople look good, and feel good, not expensive shit.

  • The only thing she looks remotely good in is the Victoria Beckham dress. She looks like a total goober in everything else. A big, ol’ vanilla oatmeal goober.

  • Am i the only one that find her face is not aging good?
    I mean, to skinny, not eating well (for me her helthy diets are not healthy at all, forget junk food and eat everything would be better), well i always find she looks kind of sick.Not healthy and good aging like for example penelope cruz.
    I really don’t like her skinny look, she’s just bland now, looking scorched. Alltought i found she looked great when she was younger, with more flesh on her body and face. No more flesh kill the flesh,really.

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