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13Rob Kardashian Got Fat

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Rob Kardashian, of the Kardashian clan, apparently gained 50 pounds. Like any awesome bro, he blamed the weight gain on his relationship. Women: is there anything they can’t be blamed for? (/Simpsons quote inspired.)

Rob to US Weekly:

It’s crazy how this whole year, my whole relationship [with Rita Ora] was only negative. All I did was gain f-cking 40 pounds and lose so much money. I’m so insecure. I weigh like 215 pounds. I hate pictures. I hate everything.

SUPER sorry about that, bro. I can’t even imagine what “so much money” means to you compared to what it means to me. I’m guessing it means 3 – 5 months of my rent compared to your sneaker allowance. GOTTA STASH UP ON THOSE NEW BALANCE.

Anyway, Mr. Kardashian has been charting his weight gain on Instagram. Sometimes the first thing I do when I wake up is check Instagram and then I realize, “Wait, this isn’t even a thing. Why am I checking this like it’s the news?” But good ‘ole Rob continues to post photos of his breakfast which consist of a grapefruit and broken dreams.

Did anyone else watch him on Dancing With the Stars two seasons ago? Bro looked FIT! But he reiterates,

You probably wouldn’t know, but I’m the most insecure and overweight I’ve ever been. I’m over 200 pounds, so I want to drop weight and this will be a good start.

Good luck, Rob Kardashian. I’m sure everyone is rooting for you. Or at least 45% of people are rooting for you.

February 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Rita Ora, Rob Kardashian

13 Responses to “Rob Kardashian Got Fat”

  1. L.E. says:

    Hahaha, “grapefruit and broken dreams.”

  2. Kas says:

    He’s openly trolling for a weight-Loss deal.

    Watch.

    • Lindie says:

      Totally. This has quick trim and failed sock line (WTF, really?) written all over it.

      • Jacq says:

        That would put him 4th in line behind his sisters to get an endorsement deal with his Mommy’s weight loss company. Being a worthless tub of arrogant shit has to be good for something! Thank goodness Kim’s butt is big enough for their entire clan to ride on her coat tails…

      • pikki nikki polka pants says:

        LOL Jacq! Roger that. Fuh uh uuuuck this trust fund bro. GET A JOB & SHUT YER TRAP, Whiney McWhinerson spawn of Satan.

    • archphoenix says:

      That was my first thought too. I could almost see Kris pulling the strings above him.

  3. Blu says:

    He’ll be a fat camp drop out!,

  4. Anonymous says:

    disgusting whale!

  5. Julia says:

    Kris Jenner is probably stuffing his face to try and make him gain weight so she can make more money ! I can see her following him around with a box ok cookies ! Then she probably gets on the phone with weight watchers, Jenny Craig ect……..

  6. Junebug says:

    Maybe he’s eating for two…

  7. RayRay says:

    Am I the only one who feels just a little bad for him? I imagine putting on so much weight doesn’t make you feel great, like he said. Insecurity isn’t fun. Probs even worse when your family is as shallow as his…

  8. marie says:

    Rob can lose the weight, just try 10 pounds at a time. Rob has money and it does cost some money to be on a diet, I’m sure he has personal trainers also so I’m sure he will be thinner in a few months, hang in there rob

  9. Anonymous says:

    All of them are fat!

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