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Meet Your Dancing With The Stars Season 17 Winners!

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Dancing with the Stars had its big finale last night, and guess who won? The last three couples were Karina Smirnoff with High School Musical‘s Corbin Bleu

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Cheryl Burke with Jack Osbourne

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…and Derek Hough with Glee alum Amber Riley.

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Emma Slater with comedian Bill Engvall was voted off in the semi-finals the night before.

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And the winning couple is…

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Meet Your 2013 Cast Of Dancing With The Stars!

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BILL NYE. BILL FREAKING NYE. Bill Nye “The Science Guy” is one of twelve contestants competing in season 17 of Dancing with the Stars. Fantastic!! Here are the rest of your dancing heroes.

Snooki. Yes, it’s happened.
Leah Remini rumors were true, though she was not on Good Morning America this morning with the rest of the cast. I hope she’s safe.
Valerie Harper, which was already confirmed.
Glee alum Amber Riley. (She will be paired with Derek Hough. If you watch the show, you know this is a very surprising partner for her to get.)
Elizabeth Berkley.
Jack Osbourne.
– NFL player Keyshawn Johnson (no idea, sports are so painfully not my thing.)
– Corbin Bleu (from High School Musical, isn’t that practically cheating?)
– Brant Daugherty, actor. No effing idea. Apparently he’s known for Pretty Little Liars.
– Bill Engvall, comedian. No idea.
Christina Milian.

Are you going to watch?

 

Wait, I just realized who Keyshawn Johnson is. He’s the dude who keeps driving Justin Bieber‘s cars and effing them up. Brilliant.

WHY Did Paula Deen Turn Down “Dancing With The Stars”?

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Rumours have been rampant — rampant, I say — that Paula Deen would join the cast of Dancing With The Stars. All they had to do was ask. Well, apparently, they did. And she turned them down. Because she has so much else going on and so much else to do.

So why did she say no? According to a source close to the unemployed Food Network Star, (via Daily News),

The dance floor is not the appropriate forum for her.

Really? Of all the things that are inappropriate for Paula Deen to do, dancing is one of them?

All right, Paula. Best of luck!