Lady Gaga is postponing her tour, “Monster’s Ball”, due to pain. The mega singer/songwriter/popstar/Lady Madonna says that her joints hurt. Girl, I get it, I do the 30 Day Shred by Jillian Michaels.
To all of her monsters, Ms. Gaga says, “I’m sorry. I barely know what to say.” I do believe that she is in pain. She works very hard. However, I cannot help but wonder if there is more to this story. Gaga says, “I cannot walk.” Is that code for something? Rumors of Stefani’s drug abuse have been feverish.
Unrelated: does anyone else think that Gaga is imitating Lana Del Rey‘s style? The two have apparently been meeting at the Chateau Marmont (GREAT GUMBO THERE, GOTTA SAY) for meetings, and I really think that Gaga is inspired by Ms. Lana’s look. I dub thee Gaga Del Rey. And I think she looks positively stunning. I am feeling urges here, people.
However, this isn’t about Gaga’s appearance, it’s about her “joint inflammation.” The quotation marks are solely there because that is what her diagnosis is. I’m not being Joey from Friends. (With the misuse of quotation marks.) I’m just stating facts. However, the last time this reporter saw Gaga, disappointment was rampant. She acted like Madonna on her Blonde Ambition Tour, from the cursing to the black bra. But I do hope that she recovers. No matter what, you can tell that she gives it all in her performances.
OKAY, FINE, what do you think the quote real reason unquote is for Gaga’s postponement?