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Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden Goes Dark

A photo of Courtney Stodden

But wait, before you freak out, don’t freak out! It’s a wig! Our dear Courtney Stodden is still just as blonde as ever. But wouldn’t it be neat if she really did dye her hair this dark? I think it would, mostly because then she would look like an even worse drag queen.

Here’s another picture to back that theory up:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Speaking of hair, I’m about to head out to my salon, y’all! Because I’m one of those girls who marks any major life change with a haircut, and since I’m going to be leaving all you darlings in just a few short days, I need to get something major done. I’m taking pictures of Miley Cyrus and Emma Watson, then I’m going to let Jesus take the wheel. I might show you guys what happens if I need you to tell me I’m still pretty.

But speaking of pretty, I need to show you the photo that Courtney posted after those two pictures above, the picture that shows she was just wearing a wig:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Right? Doesn’t she look like a little baby drag queen who hasn’t gotten her routine down quite yet? One that still hasn’t gotten the hang of all those feminine wiles, who still doesn’t hold herself quite right but is trying really, really hard?

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  • Poor thing. She doesn’t even resemble herself anymore. She’s like a walking caricature. I bet if she stopped on the street and asked one of those artists to draw her, his head would just explode. After this phase fizzles, at least she’s in a good position (so to speak) for a lucrative career in porn.

  • I don’t understand how her husband, or any man for that matter, can stand to be around this vapid, twit who is dumb as fuck and spends all day taking whorish pictures of herself. WTF??? This guy has got to want to shot himself by now, no?

  • I hope your not going anywhere in West Hollywood, because my sister in law was refused the ‘Zelda Fitzgerald’ because she didn’t have the right ‘bones’. It’s somewhat understandable that the stylist wouldn’t want to do something that went against her professional opinion, but she’s in the service industry…it’s the client’s prerogative to chose whatever style they want.

    Maybe she was burned in the past by an unrealistic client, but it’s not her job to tell my sister in law she’s ‘too chubby’, she looks in the mirror everyday, I think she already noticed she’s not a model.

    The worst part of the story is instead of leaving and making the stylist lose out on client fee, she stayed and got the same cut as always. She’s still cute as a button, just a defeated button.

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