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14Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden’s Church Wear

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Look, I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know a thing or two about what you’re supposed to wear at church. Granted, I’m sure the dress code isn’t exactly the same for every single church everywhere, but I’m also pretty sure I have a good idea about what’s in the realm of appropriateness.

Courtney Stodden, once again, is way inappropriate.

She posted this photo with the caption “Time to go to church :) God bless everyone! Muahhh!!!” So, uh, there’s that.

I don’t know, guys, it’s been a long day. Let’s just criticize Courtney Stodden and call it a night, all right?

January 20, 2013 at 3:00 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

14 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden’s Church Wear”

  1. Randi says:

    She’s an elegant flower.
    An elegant flower who wears what must be discontinued lipstick, because I have no idea who even makes a bright pink color like that anymore.

    • Angry Pirate says:

      Well, Stila Cosmetics makes a “Long Wear Liquid Lip Set” for $32 that contains a very similar color.

      Lancome Color Fever Gloss comes in a color very similar for $27.

      Philosophy Pink Frost is also similar at $10.

      Natio Ultra Shiny Fruit Gloss Coconut @ $11.

      Giorgio Armani makes a lip gloss in that shade as well. $28.

  2. Harriet Meadow says:

    Gotta look sexy for Jesus!

  3. pufinstuf says:

    Well. It’s white. And it has actual straps : P

  4. Anonomonononmania says:

    Do you guys think she rocks her stripper heels to church, too?!? That’s a blasphemous act in itself and hopefully she understands how wildy inappropriate that would be and if she doesn’t.. then that just proves her slight mental retardation and/or extreme immaturity. Because that’s such a contradiction..
    CHURCH + STRIPPERS = ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL

  5. Angry Pirate says:

    She last went to church in November 27th 2011 in LA.

    She was in a black dress of the same style with (of course) gold platform shoes as normal.

    The Church of the Good Shepherd, btw, was the one she was entering. A Catholic church.

    Charo, Kevin Connolly, Mark Wahlberg, Mischa Barton, Ryan Seacrest, Reese Witherspoon, and …… Paris Hilton (of course) have all been spotted there.

    The church is actually on the “top 10 places” to spot celebrities in LA.

    I’m fairly certain they aren’t alarmed. Over the years, I bet they’ve seen everything.

  6. Yo mamma so ugly says:

    Leave it. On the street corner. Before the moves she starts stripping for the dollars in the donation box.

  7. inbredskank says:

    doesn’t this chick know she is fukkin ugly ?
    amazing…

  8. P1LL says:

    she used to be almost hot ( apart from those stripper shoes )
    She has had far to much work done on her face and boobs now , she looks like a 40 year old hooker now

  9. Isabel says:

    She is looking more and more like Jenna Jameson; she also has a lizard-look now: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyLltsxfimdh30dto6IAE26Owhprd_Cts7VaJrKCZ_60ndnJXbWg

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